Friday Night Fights 2 Play-in Cage Match!

The hour has arrived, my friends, to see who will be participating in the round-robin head-to-head Friday Night Fights matchups. What you are about to witness is an all-against-all cage match pitting 21 versions of a “Space-Based Robin Hood” character based on the Sheriff of Nottingham. The top 16 vote-getters as of next Thursday at midnight will be slotted into a bracket in the traditional 16-vs-1, 15-vs-2 tournament fashion, with the creator who got the most votes being seeded first, the second-most votes seeded second, etc.

But first, we have to pick the best sixteen character images out of the twenty-one submitted, and that’s where you — yes, you there! — come in.

I have put each character alongside his or her or its individual story (if the creator provided one) so you can find out a little more about what’s behind the concept. I highly encourage you to read those as they are a) entertaining and b) key to understanding what the creator did in some cases.

After that you’ll find a poll showing all twenty-one entries; vote for up to sixteen characters you like the most, and you can click on an image to see it at a larger size.

Because this version of Friday Night Fights required a cohesive vision unifying the characters in each set, I am providing the creator’s online name with each entry. Last time it was all anonymous, but that just doesn’t make sense in this format.

Good luck to everyone, and I hope the rest of you have fun seeing what they’ve come up with!

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RP: DOOM will need your HMO card first, wench!

(From “Yankee Comics” number 4.)

FNF Reminder — Time's almost up!

This is your last chance to get your Friday Night Fights 2 entries in! This is your last chance to get your Friday Night Fights 2 entries in! This is your last chance to get your Friday Night Fights 2 entries in!

So … yeah. Get ’em in! We’ve only got 15 so far, so if you’re the only new person entering after this, you’re guaranteed a spot.

RP: Henry suspects it may be time to find a new doctor

(From “Yankee Comics” number 4.)

The No-Effort Costume

I’m sure “The Enchanted Dagger” would tip his cap to the guy who designed his costume, only he doesn’t have a cap. Or a belt. Or shoes, gloves, or anything else but long red underwear in what is surely a front-runner for Laziest Costume Ever:

At least he has the comfort of wearing footie pajamas. Those things are awesome. I wonder if he also has the button-up rear-end flap?

Holy crap, I can’t believe I wondered that. Or published it. Gulp.

I tried to imagine an even more generic, uninspired, lazy outfit, but I drew a blank. The closest I could come was Namor’s scaly briefs, but at least he had winged feet, which you have to admit is thinking outside the box for a guy who lives underwater.

You’d think with a name like “The Enchanged Dagger”, a guy who runs around with — you guessed it — a giant enchanted dagger would have someplace to put that Enchanted Dagger. But unless he’s sporting some deep pockets in those skin-tight underoos, I’m not seeing a sheath or anything like it.

If it weren’t for that sad little domino mask, he’d basically be a crazy person running around in his longjohns. Which, come to think of it, makes him fit right in with the other members of the super-hero fraternity …

(Image from “Yankee Comics” number 4.)

RP: Words to live by

(From “Police Comics” number 2, 1944.)

Poll Position: Smells like team movies

Our question this week concerns our favorite spandex-clad characters teaming up on the silver screen:

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Discussion to follow!

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RP: Great moments in lame super powers

(From “Police Comics” number 26, 1944.)

META: FAQ updated with character transfer info

I just updated the FAQ with the following:

Can I transfer saved HM3 characters from one computer to another?
HeroMachine 3 saves your character as a “shared object library file” (.sol for you Windows users), which are like browser cookies, only not: They are not stored in the shared internet data files and will not be deleted if you erase all your cookies. You can only remove them by right-clicking on the movie, going to Flash Settings, and removing them there.

In Windows, you can find the .sol files in your Windows installation at %AppData%MacromediaFlash Player#SharedObjects\www.heromachine.comhm3 You can copy those and move them to another computer in the same directory where they will be accessible via the HeroMachine 3 “load” function.

On a Mac they are in HD / User / / Library / Preferences / Macromedia / Flash Player / #SharedObjects / / https://www.heromachine.com / hm3 / heromachine3.swf / hmcharacters.sol where again they can be copied and pasted to other computers in the same directory.

Hope having the answer published and always available will help.

Caption Contest 86

Because I want to be sure everyone has time to work on their Friday Night Fight entries (reminder, they’re due by this Friday! That’s THIS FRIDAY!), I’m going to do a second Caption Contest week in a row. Now you’ve got no excuse for not entering FNF2!

This week’s a bit different, though. Usually there’s a pre-existing dialog balloon that I erase, leaving it to you to complete. This week, though, I wanted to go with a balloon-less image that you can add dialog to however you like, so you have a bit more freedom. And for our subject, what better than Ultimate Wolverine and Hulk duking it out? Or checking each other’s teeth for broccoli stains, whichever. Here’s your base image:

Be sure to indicate in your entry who’s saying what. So for instance, you might submit something like:

Wolverine: Your breath stinks!
Hulk: Are you sure?! Take a REAL good whiff!

You can have one character saying something, or both, or neither, choosing instead for one of those bottom-line commentary captions you sometimes see on the funny pages. Like:

Commentary: And that was the last time Bruce Banner asked Logan for help picking meat out of his teeth.

Otherwise, the rules are simple — as many entries as you like (within the bounds of good personal editing), appropriate for no worse than a late-night broadcast TV show, by next Monday. The winner receives their choice of a) any item they like to be included in HeroMachine 3; b) any portrait they like to be included in HM3; or c) any subject (within reason) for a Sketch of the Day style custom black and white drawing.

Good luck everyone!

(Hulk, Wolverine, this specific image, the term “super-hero”, and any ideas you have ever had or might have in the future, along with the contents of your sock drawer, are all © Marvel Comics.)