Samson the smooth-talker

(From “Spectacular Feature” number 11, 1950.)

Character Design Contest 76: Animalia II

Recently we talked about revisiting past contest ideas, so this week that’s exactly what we’re going to do. Way back in June of 2009, we held Character Design Contest 6: Animalia, and now’s your chance to do it all over again! Here’s how the original announcement read:

Your character creation challenge for this week is going to be a bit more focused than last time: you must create a character (or characters) based on the animal kingdom. That might mean a super chimpanzee, or it might mean The Battling Beaver super-hero, or it might be a space-zombie-fighting intergalactic robot horse, or it might be your take on the Beastmaster, or a fantasy ranger with his wolf companion, or or or anything else you can think of, so long as it relates in some way to an animal.

We’ve updated the rules a bit since then, though:

  • All entries must be in JPG or PNG form (BMPs are too big), posted to a publicly accessible website (like ImageShack, PhotoBucket, the UGO Forums, whatever);
  • Entries must be made as a comment or comments to this post, containing a link directly to the image and the character name;
  • The image cannot have been used in any previous HeroMachine character design contest;
  • Please name your files as [your name]-[character name].[file extension]. So DiCicatriz, for instance, would save his “Bayou Belle” character image as DiCicatriz-BayouBelle.png.
  • Please make the link go directly to the image (like this) and not to a hosting jump page (like this). If you see “preview” or “rotate” somewhere in the link you’re probably doing it wrong.
  • All entries must be in by next Monday, when I’ll choose a winner.

The person with the winning entry as selected by our expert panel (i.e. me) will win their choice of a) a portrait to go in HeroMachine 3, b) an item to go in HeroMachine 3, or c) a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style drawing (also by me).

For old times’ sake, the original winner of the first Animalia contest was Friday Night Fights Winner Martian Blue’s “Eagle:

Good luck, everyone!

Caption Contest 110 Winners!

Many thanks to everyone who entered Caption Contest 110, featuring an epic example of Superdickery. Your challenge was to come up with a headline or off-panel caption for this cover:

We had a ton of great submissions, so without further ado, here are some of the ones that I thought were particularly funny:

  • Rick:
    1. Superman slightly misunderstands the Occupy Movement…
    2. Leaping it in two bounds was just more than he could live with.
  • Nick Hentschel: “More bad news for the Kryptonite lock factory……”
  • Joel: In this exciting issue, Superman battles a new foe: MUSHROOMS!
  • Mr.MikeK: Superman discovers that what happens in Vegas doesn’t really stay in Vegas!
  • Myro: “After his recent defeat by Batman, it was clear there was only one thing Superman could do to save face… Destroy Wayne Enterprises.”
  • count libido: Superman mistakes giant zipper for building!
  • TOOL: Allstate, are you in good hands when mayhem happens to you?
  • Jessica: On next week’s issue of Psychology Today: Superman, God Complex or Bipolar Disorder?
  • Watson Bradshaw: Superhero Jenga claim 200 lives.
  • peter flynn: “Will Clark finally escape that horrible rental agreement?”
  • TheNate:
    1. And with one strike against Blizzard Studios, Superman ended his World of Warcraft addiction.
    2. Superman would probably destroy that building even if his life didn’t depend on it.
  • Jack Zelger: “Superman provides an unhappy Lois with an unobstructed view of the park.”

Having just recently re-acquired my WoW addiction, I sympathize completely with TheNate’s first entry. Oi. And I think “Superhero Jenga” should totally be one of DC’s “New 52” launches, that would be awesome.

However, as the overall winner I am going to have to go with … Nick Hentschel! That one made me laugh every time I read it, and I thought it was a very clever way both to explain the scene and to be an ironic comment on it. Well done, Nick! Let me know what you’d like for your prize either in the comments or via email.

Thanks again to everyone who entered, and congratulations to all of these fine Finalists.

Remember that time Samson fell in love with a lion? Wait, what?

(From “Spectacular Feature” number 11, 1950.)

Power User Profile: Tarkabarka

Our Power User to profile this week is the winner of the last Character Design Contest and all-around great commenter, Tarkabarka!

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For John, "Man Cave" = "Meth Lab"

(From “Black Cat” number 3, 1947.)

Open Critique Day #27

Folks, it’s time for another Open Critique Day!

If you have a HeroMachine illustration or another piece of artwork you’ve done that you’d like some help with, post a link to it in comments along with your thoughts on it — what you think is working, what you’re struggling with, etc. I will post my critique of the piece, hopefully giving some tips on how to improve it.

Of course everyone is welcome to post their critiques as well, keeping in mind the following rules:

  • Make sure your criticism is constructive. Just saying “This sucks” is both rude and unhelpful without giving specific reasons why you think it sucks and, ideally, some advice on how to make it better.
  • Each person should only post one illustration for critique to make sure everyone who wants feedback has a chance.
  • I will not critique characters entered in any currently running contest, as that doesn’t seem fair to the other entrants. You can still post it if you like for the other visitors to critique, but I will not do so.

That’s it! Hopefully we can get some good interaction going here and help everyone (me included!) learn a little bit today.

So THAT's Victoria's secret!

(From “Black Cat” number 3, 1947.)

Our new adventure: Highway Holocaust!

I wanted to try something in a different genre from our Lone Wolf adventures, so I decided we’d go for a post-apocalyptic Road Warrior scenario!

You are Cal Phoenix, the Freeway Warrior, champion and protector of Dallas Colony One. A murderous gang of HAVOC clansmen, led by the psychotic Mad Dog Michigan, are bent on destroying your fragile colony as it crosses the wastelands of Texas on the first stage of a life-or-death exodus to the California coast. These bike-riding clansmen are a formidable enemy: armed, cunning, and extremely dangerous, capable of launching a lightning raid at any time, day or night. You will need all your wits about you if you are to defend your people and reach your destination intact!

Ironically, my wife’s last name is Phenix, which is darn close. I’m going to start calling her Freeway Warrior, I think. And we come from Texas! It’s fate, I tell you.

This adventure comes to us courtesy of the awesome folks at Project Aon. The original material is copyright © 1988 Joe Dever (text) and copyright © 1988 Melvyn Grant (illustrations).

Before we can officially get started, we have some “bidness” (that’s how we say “business” in Texas, which I’m pretty sure not even the Apocalypse can change) to resolve. I went ahead and rolled our combat skill, getting an AWESOME two (out of ten), and an even more awesome ZERO out of ten for our Endurance. So, go me. But we have to decide what skills we wish to pursue, so I put together a poll. Vote for your top four and then vote for how you want the points to be allocated:

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Aim high, kids!

(From “Black Cat” number 3, 1947.)