[Herr D]

The Kung Fu Diva was dressed for the “Si To Sea” Parade when the water balloon fight from the rec area spilled into her apartment. Her efforts to protect her t.v. were so entertaining that the participants stopped throwing at each other and threw at her instead. When they ran out of balloons, they applauded her, saving themselves from a humiliating and painful beating. Ego IS a well-known weakness of hers . . .

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*AllInOne

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“Just Chillin’ ”

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*OPMC

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“I Showed Gramps My Artwork,” and he won’t come out or put away his rifle. I did recover his teeth . . .

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*One Slot blog contest–Bkgr/Shapes

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I’m possibly going to miss Hairy’s new episode because I’m going on a ‘retreat.’ I’m hoping you all feel properly surreal when I return. Plan is to leave around the twelfth. Looks like I’ll be even further behind soon.

[Herr D]

Sorry late–closes Tues 2pm, to judge Tues, 8pm. (I really liked these choices, originally by Keric, I think–someone else should TRY them.)

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“Tightrope Juggler” Shown here without tightrope.

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Gem-‘X’ costume on mannequin. No one knows who was using the secret room off the subway for a planning and staging area. Blueprints and various planning materials were discovered, but an electostatic system prevented hair and fiber evidence and all materials were successfully fingerprint resistant. The investigation continues.

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Hairy genetic variant oflittle-known species.

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*face

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Standard genome. The individuals actually manufacture bait for their primary prey in the form of aromatic earwax. Their olfactory organs collect a secretion necessary to dissolving their prey’s outer shell. So, it’s GOOD manners in their society to pick their noses and ears thoroughly at communal meals to assist the elderly and very young.

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[Herr D]

“Just Chillin’ ” Look closely at his shoulder–he forgot the mosquito repellent.

 

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*The handle, widened, is the rattan back of the hammock chair’s headpiece. The hair band got made into the sun. The cape was part of the hammock chair, the flippers, the snorkel pipe, and the shadows.

[Herr D]

What the monkey is playing are NOT ‘cymbals of gratitude.’  . . . You mentioned a trombone earlier? Some of the newer curves available in Insignia/TatMisc might be helpful in making the slide.

[Herr D]

Give us S’MORE!

[Herr D]

Another catch-up page: 5 or so pix coming to this post.

“I knew Grampa wasn’t coming to Father’s Day Sunday ’cause he’uz in heaven. Then Daddy put a white rose on instead of a red one, just like Grampa used to wear. I asked him what it meant in big church before the offering, and he just whispered, “It means it’s MY turn.”   Grownups are so weird . . .

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Rough draft of a new flag for Mississippi, requested as snap work by Hairy.

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“How Joe From Red Bird Services Got Fired” or, alternate title, “Watch That Button, Joe!”

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*OPMC

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“You Boys OK?”

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*OPMC

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“Empty Corner Of The Treasure Room”

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*ybb

 

[Herr D]

Emmett Brown? I hereby formally request you make the Ford F150 Super Duty or the Greyhound bus or the VW bug version of your time machine on hm3. I believe your skills are enough.

[Herr D]

“How Joe From Red Bird Services Got Fired” –really, they should’ve replaced those old fire alarms a long time ago . . .

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*The ear made an excellent logo pocket, the eyebrow had to have an aura masked onto it to make the feather duster, and the sledge head made an interesting if obsolete fire alarm box.

[Herr D]

Mr. Jones made the runway by himself–so he’s the top model. Pick your 3, Geno.

Hey, I’d go to that party!

[Herr D]

Thanks, man. I’m picking one of one category and two of another.

To close noon EST, next Monday, judged by 8:30pm

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“You Boys OK?”

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*Ruffle collar as part of Dad’s slippers, teeth necklace doubled around fire as debris circle, and lapel thing as part of tent, and also as the top of Dad’s magazine and his right thumb.

[Herr D]

Geno! Good one; pity no competition. Pick 3!

[Herr D]

Catch-up post!

The new sheriff had his work cut out for him. Why had all those big guns killed each other at the O.K. Coral Reef? Why did the Madam at the Catfish House seem so wary of him? Everybody knows hammerheads make the kindest sheriffs . . .

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*Combined Western, noir, fantasy for the 2GT’s contest.

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Sometimes criticism is a BAD IDEA.

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*OPMC

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Whiskeysaur: Drink responsibly, so as not to go extinct. Only for archaeologists over 21.

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Uh, imagine a guy referred to here as JUNIOR. Yeah, that’s it. He won a test drive in the brand new Alpha model sportscar in the 100th Character-Driven Contest, and my favorite pastry chef brought him a cake. Lucky dude, right?

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*jr100cdc

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[Herr D]

Have you ever seen crystallized bismuth? Ever wonder whose droppings those are?

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That nacreous knacker, the Bismuth Beastie! “There’s no bismuth like show bismuth!”–Groening

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Originally intended for the ‘colour me bad’ contest, I once again mixed up ‘a.m.’ and ‘p.m.’ and missed the contest.

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