(From “The Green Mask” volume 1, number 1, 1945.)
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So searing pain kept him from say “eeow”. Sure.
“E-E-E-Ow” turns Johnny into the Green Mask. Hell, a jackass is a jackass after all.
Do I even need to say it at this point? Green Mask, laziest comic EVER WRITTEN.
So he first has to get aroused, then say “EEE-OW” and turns into a superhero?
So basically anytime this kid stubs his toe, his secret identity is revealed?
Maybe his secret word should have variants which also work, like ‘e-ugh’ and ‘e-aah!’ depending on the circumstances that he has to yell it in.
“no, no, @Trekkie, it’s more like “EAOW” in the back of the throat”
“no, I mean EUEW as in surprise and alarm.”
“oh you mean AAAAAAGH!”
“yes. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!”
still looks kim jong il to me
Numbo(or whoever that is): “What? You’ve had enough? Then tell me, where is Doctor Jones?”