Kaldath's Caption Contest #35

Ladies and Gentlemen it is again time for our weekly caption contest and this week I want your best replacement dialogue for the following image of Moon Knight and Batman:

MoonKnight - Batman 1

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 2 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday July 22nd.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

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32 Responses to Kaldath's Caption Contest #35

  1. PMD_Warrior says:

    1.MOVE BAT!
    2. My cape looks a lot better then yours
    3.i can feel your heart beating

  2. Adam says:

    You’re in my way, Batboy, I’m here to rescue Bruce Wayne!

  3. Lionheart says:

    1. MOVE Bats, they called my coffee order first.
    2. Potty emergency, I had bean-burritos for lunch!!!!!
    3. Look out Bats, those weasels are rabid!!!!

  4. Skybandit says:

    I got the check! My secret identity is rich, too!

    Lemme at the guy who said I was a cheap rip-off of you!

    Chicago’s MY town! Take your film-makers and GO!

  5. WillyPete says:

    “Shhh! It’s really me, Deadpool! But don’t tell anyone, okay?” 😉

  6. LoneWolf6155 says:

    Out of my way for I am mysterious vigilante superhero #357!

  7. Herr D says:

    1. TAG! You’re it!
    2. GILLIGAN! Is that you?
    3. Batting practice swings! THIS one’s heavy enough!

  8. GuyGenesis says:

    1. A new moon rises this knight!
    2. Stand aside Bat, a new moon shall brighten this dark knight!
    3. I did it, I touched the Batman. Nobody at Marvel’s going to believe this!

  9. Sleepless_Nightmares says:

    1. Stop telling people I ripped-off you look!
    2. Move Bat! get out the way, get out the way..
    3. I got this! Step aside grandpa..

  10. Midnightowl says:

    1. Stand aside bat! let the real hardcore bad-asses handle this!
    2. Stop telling people I am ripping you off! You know it’s not true.

  11. bryce brisker says:

    stand aside an witness glories light!!!!!

  12. darkwing44 says:


  13. KSW says:

    1:Move!, I have to kill Ben Affleck Before the Fans And Mostly…. YOU!

  14. KSW says:

    2:Sorry, I gatta go get the Dark Knight armor !

  15. RJ McD says:

    white knight takes black !!

  16. Calvary_Red says:

    “Second base!”

  17. KatmirStone says:

    1) Never fear, MothMan is here!
    2) Detective! Find my neck!
    3) …And my suit is stealthier than yours!

  18. The Admiral says:

    “You’re Batman? Bitch, I’m Moon Knight.”

    “Black is so out, make way for silver.”

    “Boob tag, you’re it.”

  19. Frankie says:

    MoonKnight: “Move aside…say, have you been working out?”

  20. Tomdarr says:

    1. Don’t worry! I know CPR!
    2. Out of my way, the buffet line is opening!
    3. OK, very funny!! Who put the super glue on my glove?

  21. Lightningsword says:

    Sorry Batman, but my pecks are still better than yours!

  22. Gargantua says:


  23. PUNKJAY says:

    Stop trying to cut in line bats I need to pick up my dry cleaned tights too you know!

  24. Jawsabi says:

    1. That new Beach Barbie is mine. MINE I SAY!
    2. No. They’re making MY movie sequel next. We all know your Batman and stuff.
    3. Shhh… Well catch that cape seamstress next time.

  25. Dovahkiin says:

    1. “OPEN CHEST!!”
    2. “… And step and lean and step and chest slap…”
    3. “They want MY picture, Bat!”

  26. lukec12321 says:

    let me guess… you’re batman? I don’t care – i’m moon knight bitch!

  27. Frankie says:

    “Make way for the Albino Manta!”

  28. gemmashine12 says:

    1. The last cookie is MINE!
    2. RUN AWAY! I mean…ahem…I’ll let you handle this one.
    3. I saw her first! Catwoman’s mine!

  29. TOOL says:

    This looks like a job for the real caped crusader!

    Pulling the heisman on the Batman!

    i got the moves like jagger!

  30. diginto says:

    Bat out of the way


    I work alone

  31. KSW says:

    Anarchy ? Pathetic Moon knight rules!

  32. Blue Blazer says:

    “Nice rack.”