Yankee Doodle Don’t

As you'd expect, the 1940s saw a multitude of patriotic-themed super heroes hitting the comics newsstands even as real war raged across the globe. Few realize that in the same venue, another deadly conflict burned out of control -- a war on fashion, led by Yankee Doodle Jones:

Who says you can't combine striped pants, a leather wrestling belt, purple star-spangled vest, and a light blue puffy pirate shirt and make it look good! Oh, right -- this guy.

As jarring as it is to see purple and aqua on an outfit that's ostensibly based on the flag of the USA (which, need I remind you, contains neither purple nor aqua, nor wrestling), even worse to my bleeding eyes is the jaunty red flight-attendant cap he's sporting. I can just imagine him leaping into this heated battle with the heinous Nazis screaming "Coffee, tea, or ME!"

The bad costume is what brought us here today, but I can't close without saying a word or two about the name. "Yankee Doodle Jones"? Really? There's nothing like an implied "Dandy" to make your enemies tremble in fear. Or possibly titillation, depending on their proclivities. But perhaps this was just the forerunner of a whole clan of Yankee Doodles, like Yankee Doodle Sam and Yankee Doodle Fred and of course, cousin Yankee Doodle Betty.

"Darling, the Yankee Doodles are coming over for dinner tonight, so be sure to break out the good star-spangled purple and aqua table cloth, won't you?"

(From "Yankee Comics" number 4, 1942.)

10 Responses to Yankee Doodle Don’t

  1. Myro says:

    Captain America, you have been called before this Senate Sub-Commitee for your un-American activities, namely your costume. Yes, it does boldly sport the colors red, white, and blue, but I do not see a single stitch of aqua or purple, ant frankly sir, that is nothing short of unpatriotic!

  2. Nick Hentschel says:

    Our cousins across the water don’t have it any easier:


  3. Kalkin says:

    I’ve said it once, I say it again: Costumes should not be themed on national flags. Colour themes of flags are in most cases awful in themselves and when combined with design of a costume – a task difficult enough to get right in its own right – it just adds another layer of possible fashion catastrophe. Plus personally I don’t like five pointed stars.

  4. ajw says:

    I dont wanna be pirate!

  5. Myro says:

    ajw (4): Hey! Pirates ate in this year!

    (Sorry, I couldn’t resist. I just finished reading Scott Pilgrim this weekend.)

  6. Myro says:

    *sigh* I hate the stupid keyboard I
    on my phone. ate=are.

  7. Brad says:

    If it’s any consolation, Myro, I totally read it as “are” the first time.

    And waaoooww… that’s bad. “Quick Doodleboy, to the ninnycraft!”

  8. X-stacy says:

    If pirates were forced to wear this outfit, they would eat in this year; who could stand the embarrassment of being seen in public?

  9. Runt82 says:

    I’m actually more intrigued as to who “Barry Kuda” is.

  10. punkjay says:

    Nothing says patriotic more than a star spangled puffy sleaves