Monthly Archives: May 2010

RPG Corner: Naming stuff

In light of the comments about the intrepid adventurer in the Fabled Lands, I was curious about how you go about naming things in your RPGs -- your character, NPCs if you're a GM, place names, mounts, spells, whatever, how do you go about choosing a name that sounds good and is genre appropriate without sounding totally lame?

Also, were there names you came up with that you have a real fondness for? Do you tend to use the same name in multiple RPGs?

RP: Husband fail

(From "Stars and Stripes" number 3.)

SOD.126 – Buccaness

I'm going to give myself props -- I haven't missed a day yet since I started doing these. Go me.

Edited to Add: Reference photo for this was courtesy of http://freecomicphotoref.webs.com/ and is this:

Fabled Lands: Shipwrecked

The voting was super close, but by a slim margin the warrior Nakir Death-Angel has won out over Shen Dark-eyes the rogue as our intrepid committee-led adventurer in the Fabled Lands. If he should come to an untimely demise (which, from my limited testing, is a distinct possibility), we'll try again with Shen. For now, onward to adventure!

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Open critique and help day

If you have a question about HeroMachine, or art, or comics, or why we park on a driveway but drive on a parkway (apologies to Steven Wright), feel free to ask in the comments and I won't judge you.

On the other hand, if you have a piece of art, either from the HeroMachine or that you've done by hand, you can request a critique from me and the community at large in the comments, and we will judge that! Just a couple of things to keep in mind:

  1. Please limit critique requests to just one per person.
  2. If you're offering your feedback to someone, please be constructive.
  3. Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

Finally, Hammerknight has managed to shake loose some time and sent in this excellent recipe for how to handle shading with HeroMachine. Many thanks to him!

RP: Not with those eyes you won't

(From "Stars and Stripes" number 3.)

SOD.125 – Faces

Just a collection of doodles today, working on line weight. This is what most of my notes from junior high on through college looked like. Sigh.

The Clan HeroMachine Fabled Lands Quest

I'm going to try something a bit different, in the spirit of our "RPG Corner" experiences. Namely, we're all going to play an RPG together! Well, sort of.

Do you remember those "Choose Your Own Adventure" type books back in the day? That's what they were called in the US, in the UK I believe a similar series called "Fighting Fantasy" ruled the roost, developed partly by Steve Jackson right here in Austin, Texas (turns out there are two different Steve Jacksons in the gaming world, and I got the wrong one, thanks to commenter Tim for pointing out the error). The idea was that you would be given the setup of a classic adventure story, then you would choose what actions the main character would take. The story that unfolded varied based on your decisions.

The "Fighting Fantasy" games took that to the next level by introducing basic skill and characteristic attributes and dice rolls to further randomize the adventure.

It's the intersection of random and fun, which is right up our alley here at HeroMachine, so we're all going to go on one of these adventures together! We're going to be playing in the "Fabled Lands" world, which was a neat group of these sorts of adventures all in the same setting. I've chosen to start us out in Book Five, "The Court of the Hidden Faces", but from here on out all the decisions will be up to the group.

And our first decision is, who do we want to adventure as? Here are the choices:

  • Nakir Death-Angel (Warrior): Many a man who has mistaken your good looks and manners for foppishness has ended his life in a spreading pool of blood. Yet still you wish to perfect your skills so that no one can stand against you. You have heard that a general in the Court of Hidden Faces needs the services of a good warrior.
  • Lord Jadhak (Mage): Your home is in another time and place, and you only came to the Fabled Lands accidentally when, during an interdimensional excursion, the nexus pathways closed, leaving you stranded on this disgustingly primitive world. You have heard that the mages of Aku may have the knowledge to return you home.
  • Anathema Hex (Priest): Even as a child your were fascinated by the old tales of the Uttakin – how they swept north across the Violet Ocean, expelling the High King from his throne and laying waste to his country in the name of their faith. There's a race to admire! Your burning ambition is to visit Aku and study the methods of the Soulwatch.
  • Domisellus of Atticala (Troubadour): Inspired by a dream of the High King, who now sleeps beneath the frozen surface of the Rimewater, you took up your haversack and began a life of adventure and minstrelsy. You have not met many people who you could not sway with your deft wit and silver tongue. You have heard tell of songs sung in the haunted ruins of the High King's Seat.
  • Melmoth the Outcast (Wayfarer): You were cast out of your homeland for something that no civilized country would regard as a crime. Now you have dedicated yourself to roaming the world in search of a more tolerant people to settle among. Perhaps you will find an end to your quest in Uttaku?
  • Shen Darkeye (Rogue): Darkness has always attracted you more than harsh daylight. As a child you practised until your footstep was quieter than a spider's, your touch lighter than a moth's wing. No lock nor vault is proof against your skills. You have learned of the self-styled king of thieves, the Master of Shadows, in the slums of Aku. Perhaps he may present you with a challenge.

I've set the poll to allow multiple selections, so check all the ones you'd be most interested in playing along as. Each day or two I'll gather the results of the replies and input that action, posting a new poll with the new choices. Should be interesting! And if it's not, we'll summarily declare ourselves the winners, because that's how we roll.

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Paladin fail

Even as a kid, I remember getting this issue of "Daredevil" and thinking, "That's one of the worst costumes I've ever seen":

Years later, the judgment stands. I have a long-standing anti-purple prejudice when it comes to super-hero costumes (Hulk's pants excluded), and I think this guy is the reason why. Seriously, who's intimidated by a dude running around in a purple Micheline Man outfit? Not me. Frankly, anyone who feels the need to put padded foam on his head, as if in expectation of ramming it into things, better either be a Bulletman sidekick or just escaped from the Loony Bin. Wait, I think we have an answer:

Escapee it is. If he were a Bulletman sidekick, he'd at least hit whatever he was flinging his head at.

Mighty God King on Arsenal and comics

Don't click the link if you're upset by bad language, or if you don't like rants, or if you have a deep abiding love for Roy Harper (aka "Arsenal", aka "Speedy"). Actually, if you have a deep abiding love for Roy Harper, you should probably put the computer away and go play outside or something, because I'm pretty sure that qualifies as a disability and you don't have to go to work today. But, if you're up for a good rant, head over to MightyGodKing.com and enjoy his thoughts on "Arsenal" in particular and comics in general.

What I love about Mighty God King's post, though, is the point he raises that all too often, "modern" comics have to get their "edge" by basically insulting you as a reader for enjoying the product:

But on top of this being about Roy Harper, whom you don’t care about much when you think about it for more than two seconds, it’s a terrible series because it seems to be designed to remind everybody that superheroes, as a concept, are really quite stupid. We all know that superheroes are a stupid concept and they don’t work if you think about them for two seconds.2 When Roy screams out that the entire idea of kid sidekicks just endangers kids or that Donna Troy abandoned her kids to go “whore around in space with Kyle Rayner”3 all it does is remind me that I am reading a comical book about people in tights fighting crime and how none of that actually makes sense. It’s like if I was reading Lord of the Rings and Sam suddenly started whining about why hobbits shouldn’t have hair on the tops of their feet. It makes the entire comic feel like a judgement [sic] on the reader for enjoying the genre, for crissake, and it’s something DC in particular just keeps doing again and again and again, and when it’s not this particular thing, it’s something else about how I don’t like comics in the right way and every time it happens I want to read DC comics less and less.

We all know these things don't make sense. We know super heroes are silly, and the plots are usually re-hashes, and the entire edifice breaks down with any kind of actual consideration. But we like them, ok? They're fun, and they're cheesy, and they're awesome. Nothing is as much of a buzz-kill as some full-of-himself creator sneering at his fans as if they're morons. And I tend to get that feeling a lot reading some of the mainstream stuff. Maybe that's why I enjoy "Invincible" so much, it is what it is and the creators revel in it.

Marvel has always gotten this, even though they built their reputation as the more "realistic" company. As MGK explains, maybe that's part of the reason it works:

Marvel can also generally avoid the “but how does the real world come into this” trap because their heroes tend to be more real-worldy in the first place, and when they aren’t, they basically just say “aw, hell with it” and have Thanos eat a planet or something.

So, yeah, more planet-eating, please, and less whining and condescension from our comics creators would be great. Get on that.