Never come in last in Hell’s Fantasy Football League. Ask Ba’athsheb’a, she knows.
Winifred’s father thought it would be a good idea for him to become a hero. Winifred was too afraid to disagree.
This is Annie, who like so many little girls loves animals and books way more than dolls and boys.
Libro the Ogre writes poetry in his spare time and is a voracious reader. He particularly enjoys very thick volumes of French Renaissance Verse, as they can be used to grind the bones of his victims into flour for his bread. Libro believes strongly in following your passions … ALL of them.
I don’t have a story for this guy. He started out as Evil Clown but ended up as Creepy Celt.
Mr. Hossenfeffer always seemed to get an extra bounty of joy during morning services.
Post apocalyptic Space Marine bad-ass in motocross armor blah blah blah.
Nobody interrupts dinner prep and gets away with it!
He had a sidekick, “The Purple Celery”, but then kicked him out when he realized he was actually just a rhubarb in disguise.