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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #52

Greetings fellow machiners, as you can see it is once again caption contest time. This week I want your best dialogue for the following image:

CaptCaveman 1

(Hint: be original, as CAPTAIN CAVEMAN!!! is not very likely to win this one! )

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 1:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday November 25th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #51: Results

Last week I asked you all for your best replacement dialogue for the following image:

DP 1

and the top five entries as judge by me are:

*****

Herr D
 It’s the Walking Deadpools! Let me peel off this mask to better bite you with.
*****
Tuldabar 
Hey! Anybody want to reenact the upside-down Spiderman kiss with me? Anyone? No? Oh come on! That’s a classic!!
*****
punkjay
Look at what that hack leifeld did to my face!!!!
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Phatchick
…Which is why I recommend UltraWhite toothpaste, for that super smile!
*****
Bearfoot 
“What do you mean “Why so serious?” has been done before!”
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and the winner is  ………………………………….

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Caption contest and results delayed

due to my stupidity and the fact i lost track of what day of the week it was. As well as my working on cleaning malware from my sisters computer i will be delaying my normal posts for today until tomorrow.

 

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #51

Your challenge this week ladies and gentlemen is you give your best replacement dialogue for the following image:

DP 1

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 1:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday November 18th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

A Word About Copyrighted Characters

Greetings Ladies and Gentlemen,

I felt the need to take a moment to explain to you all our rules on Copyrighted characters as it relates to Heromachine art and all sites Owned and Ran by Heromachine founder and creator Mr Jeff Hebert,

 

Now while this information is posted all over our forums ( Stickied to the top of each sub forum ) I know we have a lot of new members as well as many members that do not frequent the forums at all so:

Firstly the Rule:

It is strictly forbidden for you too post pictures created with the use of any version of Heromachine to any official Heromachine site ( This website, the Facebook page, etc ) of any and all copyright characters (including amalgamations of copyrighted characters ).

Now for the reasons for this rule:

If you create a Heromachine picture of a character from a comic book, game, movie, or other existing work (i.e., Wolverine, Luke Skywalker, Harry Potter, etc.) it has the potential of causing legal issues for Jeff, whom has already had threats of lawsuits in the past over Heromachine.  Jeff does not want any additional legal troubles and so he forbids the use of his program for copyrighted characters and while he can not actually stop you from using the program to violate this rule he can control what content is posted to his sites.

Now I know some of you are thinking to yourselves that the fair use clause in the copyright laws should protect heromachine, and that Jeff would win any lawsuit brought forward against it, I will just say that this is not necessarily the case since Jeff makes money off of heromachine through ads. But let us assume for the moment that it is 100% assured Jeff would win a legal battle, he does not have the deep pockets that a Marvel, or DC Comics, or a BBC, etc does; which could grind him into the dust with delays and other legal moves designs to drain his pockets before  the case ever reaches a court room. But again Let us assume Jeff has the money to successfully fend off a legal challenge he simply does not want to headache of having to do so thus the likely result of such a lawsuit would be the closing down of this site and all Versions of Heromachine forever disappearing. None of us want this to happen and so we have rules in place to help prevent it!

 

It is my Job, and the job of all my fellow moderators to be the bad guys and see that our rules are adhered to. I know that sometimes our decisions are unpopular but believe we when I say we do not delete or edit your posts for the fun of it. We do it to protect Jeff and to keep our community alive!

 

 

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #50 : Results

Last week I asked for you best dialogue for the following image:

Donnie 1

Of the entries received these are the top five as judged by me:

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JR19759
You know, you’re not exactly what I envisioned when I ordered a strip-o-gram.
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Herr D
If that’s a hare in your pocket, I’ve already won the race!
*****
redligerwing59
I cant remember is it side to side or turtlewax on turtlewax off?.
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Viper
Ever seen a turtle pole da- err vault? Pole vault?
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Skybandit
I use this to scratch itches under my shell!
*****
And the Winner is …………………………………………….

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #50

Hello boys and girls! Do you know what time it is ? That’s right, it is CAPTION CONTEST TIME!!! Your challenge this week is the following image:

Donnie 1

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 1:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday November 11th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #49: Results

Last week I asked for your best replacement dialogue for the following image:

Moo 1

and here are the top five entries as judged by yours truly:

JR19759 
Don’t have a cow man.
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keric 
I am the Holy cow that Robin spoke of!
*****
Skoul 
Behold, the caped Moo-sader!
*****
leonides11
What do you call a cow in a disguise? Camooflauged!
*****
Sabrina
Wait, are you a FEMALE comic book character who doesn’t wear revealing clothing? This place is weird.
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And the winner is ………………………………………………………

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #49

Ladies and Gentlemen gather round, for it is caption contest time! Since my selection for the contest last week as a bit of a flop it is my hope that you all are better inspired by this weeks selection! Your mission should you choose to accept it is to give me your best replacement dialogue for the following image:

Moo 1

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 1:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday November 4th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

 

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #48: Results

Last week I asked for your best dialogue for this image:

freakazoid-flashlight

Due to the small turn out for this contest there is no top 5 and I’m just going to announce your winner! Which is ……………………………………

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