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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #40

Good people of Heromachine, it is again time for the weekly caption contest, and this week I want your best dialogue for this image:

Frog Thor 1

 

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday August 26th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #39 – Results

Last week I asked for your best replacement dialogue for the following image:

Quasar 1

 

Now normally right here I would give you my top five entries, however due to a low turn out for this contest I will instead just be giving you the overall winner, and that is …………………………………

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Kaldath’s Corner: “The Guardians Of the Galaxy”

I had meant to write this  post some time ago however Real life as it so often does prevent me from having the time to do so. That said lets get into this edition of Kaldath’s Corner.

So a little over a week ago I went to the Movie Theaters and saw Guardians Of the Galaxy on the Big Screen and All I have to say is ,,,,, BEST COMIC BOOK MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Warning, The Following Review May Contain Spoilers. If you have not seen the movie yet, and do not wish it spoiled for you, stop reading here!

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #39

One more we here at HeroMachine present you with your weekly “Caption Contest”. This week your assignment is to give me your best replacement dialogue for this image of Marvel’s “Quasar”:

Quasar 1

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday August 19th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #38 – Results

Last week I asked you to give me your best replacement dialogue for this image:

Mangaverse 1

 

and the following are the top five entries as judged by me:

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Timedrop23

That’s what I get for thinking I’m all Superior….

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KatmirStone
“Team”! I meant, we make a great “team”!
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WillyPete

“No, honest! I thought you two would get along just fi… Owww!”

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lime

Maybe I got a little *too* friendly, neighborhood Spider-Man …

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SumiChan

Violence never solved any…okay, okay i surrender!

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And your winner is ……..

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #38

Ladies and Gentlemen it is caption contest time once again and this week I want your best replacement dialogue for this image from the Marvel Mangaverse:

Mangaverse 1

 

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday August 12th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #37 – Results

Last week I asked for your best replacement dialogue for the following image:

GG1

 

And my top five from those submitted are as follows:

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KatmirStone

[Star-Lord] “I-I-I, I’m hooked on a feelin’! High on believin’… that you’re in love with meee!”

[Rocket] “Five space bucks says she slaps him.”

[Groot] “Ten she sings along.”

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gemmashine12

Star-Lord: “You’re so beautiful, like fertilized grass.”
Rocket: “He leaned in closer, and-”
Groot: “Wait. Is this a kissing book?”
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skybandit

Star Lord: Natasha, we must kill twig and squirrel, mwa-ha-ha-ha!
Rocky: I miss Bullwinkle.
Groot: Twig?

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Calvary_Red
Star-Lord: “I am Groot.”
Rocket: “I am Groot.”
Groot: “I am not amused.”
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CantDraw

Box 1 (Star-Lord?): Well, set my phaser to stun! You’re one hot Orion babe.

Raccoon: Geez! Doesn’t he know what movie he’s in? I think I need a dandelion break. What about you?

Groot: THBBFT!

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And the winner is ………………………….

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #37

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, Machiners of all ages!!! I am here to once again bring you our weekly caption contest! Your challenge this week should you choose to accept it is to give me your best replacement dialogue for all three word bubble for this image from the Guardians Of The Galaxy comic:

GG1

 

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 2 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday August 5th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #36 – Results

Last week I asked you all to give me your best dialogue for this image of Captain Marvel:

captain marvel 1

And the top 5 entries as judged my me are:

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keithkanin

Wait, They chose WHO to play me in the movie?!

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JR19759

“So, can you explain the New 52 continuity to me again?”

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Linea24

“WORST. NIGHT. EVER.”

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Calvary_Red
 Oh, my head. Who am I again? Captain Something? No, I remember – I’m Shazam!
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and the winner is ……………………………………..

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New Guardians Of The Galaxy Cartoon

Apparently Marvel is releasing a new Animated Version of the Guardians of The Galaxy to air on Disney XD.

http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=54379