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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #60

It is again time for our weekly caption contest and this week I want your best dialogue for both word bubbles in this image:

Drama 1

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday January 27th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

 

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #59: Results

Last week I asked for your best dialogue for this image:

Anime 1

We got a fairly decent turn out this week so once again the top five has returned, and that top five is as follows:

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JR19759

Well, people usually judge a girl by her caliber.

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Herr D
Do these guns make me look fat?
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Defesh
“Call me Onee-sama ONE MORE TIME! I DARE YOU!”
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John Bakke 
This is the part where you say “I love you too”.
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Jawsabi
Roses are red, violets are blue, put a gun in my hands, and I’ll kill you!
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And our winner is …….

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #59

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is once again time for our weekly caption contest and I am turning the focus away from Superhero and back to Anime this week. So your challenge is to give me your best dialogue for the following image:

 

Anime 1

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday January 20th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

 

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #58: Results

Last week I asked you to Give me your best replacement dialogue for the following image:

sm and bc 01

 

After another disappointing turn out for the contest I am once again not going to be a top 5 and instead just name a winner and thgat winner is ………………………

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Anime Talk: Scarlet Johansson is the Major!

scarlett-johansson-ghost-in-the-shell

 

At the time of this writting I have just learned the The Manga and Anime Cyberpunkish hit “Ghost In The Shell” is being adapted into a Live Action Movie, and that Scarlet Johansson has been cast in the lead role as the Major Motoko Kusanagi (Though weather they will keep the name the same is doubtful).  That’s right Johansson is going from protraying Avenger Black Widow, to playing the role of a  Japanese Secret Police Agency Cyborg Soldier.

The Movie which has been written by Bill Wheeler, and directed by Rupert Sanders, will be produced by Dreamworks Studios. Ghost in the Shell has been one of those projects that have been pitched for a long time, but with the signing of Johansson to star in it seem to finally gotten some legs beneath it and a green light to be made.

Now back in September of 2013 I did a mini review of the Anime Series “Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex” which you can read HERE if you are unfamiliar with the Ghost in the shell which is one of my favorite Sci-Fi animes.  As I said I really like the original Ghost in the Shell Movie, and the Stand Alone Complex Series that followed however I not sure I have high hopes for this movie.

Anime Themed live action movies made here in the States have a history of being crap fests in my opinions ( Dragon ball, and Avatar The Last Airbender come to mind). So I would like to ask all you fine anime fans out there. Are you looking forward to this movie ? If so do you think it will be able to do the source material, the Manga, and Anime Justice ?

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #58

Welcome to yet another edition of our weekly caption contest here on Heromachine. Your challenge this week should you choose to accept it is to give me your best replacement dialogue for this image:

sm and bc 01

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday January 13th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #57: Results

Last week I asked you all to give me your best replacement dialogue for this image:

Batman

This particular contest had a slight lack of turn out for it, so instead of giving a top five like I normally do I am instead going to just announce the winner.

 

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