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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #37

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, Machiners of all ages!!! I am here to once again bring you our weekly caption contest! Your challenge this week should you choose to accept it is to give me your best replacement dialogue for all three word bubble for this image from the Guardians Of The Galaxy comic:

GG1

 

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 2 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday August 5th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #36 – Results

Last week I asked you all to give me your best dialogue for this image of Captain Marvel:

captain marvel 1

And the top 5 entries as judged my me are:

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keithkanin

Wait, They chose WHO to play me in the movie?!

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JR19759

“So, can you explain the New 52 continuity to me again?”

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Linea24

“WORST. NIGHT. EVER.”

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Calvary_Red
 Oh, my head. Who am I again? Captain Something? No, I remember – I’m Shazam!
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and the winner is ……………………………………..

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New Guardians Of The Galaxy Cartoon

Apparently Marvel is releasing a new Animated Version of the Guardians of The Galaxy to air on Disney XD.

http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=54379

First Looks: Wonder Woman

So here is are first look at Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman from the uncoming Batman vs Superman Movie.

wonder woman movie

The Special Poll Position: Batgirl Redesign – Results

Batgirl Costume Tests

Ok one week has past since I put this redesign up for discussion and your vote and the results are in. I asked you if you Loved, Hated, or were just Meh to this Batgirl costume and this is what you, our fine HeroMachine community has told me based on your votes.

Love It: 188 votes

Meh to it: 89 votes

Hate it: 38 votes

So it appears that more of you guys and gals out there love this design then those that hate it and are meh to it combined! It is interesting to note that as WillyPete pointed out though the vote was so heavily slanted towards loving it yet no one from that camp came forward to tell us way. So here is one last chance for you to come forwards and let us know your reasons behind the way you voted. Don’t be shy we don’t bite around, well not much away!!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #36

Ok boys and girls, strap on your thinking caps because it is time for another caption contest. This week I need your best dialogue for the worlds “Mightiest Mortal” Captain Marvel:

captain marvel 1

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 2 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday July 29th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #35 – Results

Last week I asked for your best replacement dialogue for the following image:

MoonKnight - Batman 1

And here are my top five entries:

Lionheart:

Potty emergency, I had bean-burritos for lunch!!!!!

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GuyGenesis: 

Stand aside Bat, a new moon shall brighten this dark knight!

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Frankie:

“Move aside…say, have you been working out?”

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gemmashine12 :

RUN AWAY! I mean…ahem…I’ll let you handle this one.

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Jawsabi 

That new Beach Barbie is mine. MINE I SAY!

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In the end there can be only one winner and that winner is ……………

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Special Poll Position: The Batgirl Redesign

Batgirl Costume Tests

http://www.mtv.com/news/1864359/batgirl-exclusive-dc-comics/

I am bringing “Poll Position” out of semi-retirement to discuss this new Batgirl costume. What I want to know is weather you the HeroMachine community “Love”, “Hate”, or are just plain old “Meh…” to this design?

Here are my feelings on the redesign. While I think this is a nice looking costume and well designed with the exception of the combat boots which are just way to clunky looking for me, I do not feel this is a good fit for Batgirl. I just don’t think it works for a acrobatic, martial arts using, non-super powered crime fighter. The aforementioned boots give the outfit a sense of being weighted down and slowing especially in comparison to the sleeker look to the rest of the costume, and the leather jacket  looks like it would restrict her movements, especially in the shoulder area making it difficult to fight in.

So in conclusion while I like the costume in general, on Batgirl I Hate it. So what are your opinions? Lets us know what you think by voting in the poll and by commenting below.

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #35

Ladies and Gentlemen it is again time for our weekly caption contest and this week I want your best replacement dialogue for the following image of Moon Knight and Batman:

MoonKnight - Batman 1

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 2 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday July 22nd.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #34 – Results

Last week I asked you to give me your best dialogue for this image from the Anime Series “Unbreakable Machine Doll”:

UMD 1

Here are the ones I consider the top five from the entries that were received:

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Herr D

Raishin: I thought you wanted to look nice today?

Yaya: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

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Wild Card

Raishin: Ok, your cooking isn’t that bad.

Yaya: Never call it dog food again!

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Wild Card

Raishin: I said I like your Cat

Yaya: Who are you calling FAT!!

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Hexadecimal 

Raishin: *GASP* .. All I said was “get a grip”!

Yaya: AND HOW’S THAT WORKING FOR YOU!?

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Frankie

Raishin: “Achk! I’m not..chklk! sure you’re..kkk! doing it right. K-k-k-chklk!”

Yaya: “Shut up! I’m an excellent masseuse!”

And your winner is …………..

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