Author Archives: Kaldath

Another Week Off!

Yep, I am afraid I need to take another week off from HeroMachine. I Just got hired at a new Job and between Two 12 hour classes I need to take to get my SORA ( Security Officer Registration Act ) License and my  work schedule I will not have a minute to myself all next week. Once the dust settles I will be working roughly the same hours as I was before, but this first week is going to be exhausting

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #71: Results

Last week I asked you all to give me your best caption for the following Gif:

Thor 1And here are the top five entrants as choose by yours truly !

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Katmir Stone
Verily Pikachu, thy Thunderwave cannot… [ZAP]… Ouch.
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Maverick
Trying to escape the Friendzone
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WillyPete
“Behold with Endless Wonder, the God that Blunders, Mighty Sore!”
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Herr D
“In our ever-expanding search for perpetual motion, we have designed the HyperThoric Chamber.”
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Worf
Next week on Thor: It’s the Thunderdome!
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And your winner is ………………………

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R.I.P Yvonne Craig/Batgirl

Actress Yvonne Craig who played Batgirl in the 1960’s Batman tv series died today due to complications from breast cancer.

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Kaldath’s Corner: Duane Metal – Learning Japanese With Babymetal

Last week I was laid up in bed with both a very bad cold and some physical injuries which left me very bored! Of course when bored like that I did what I normal do and turned to the internet for entertainment and I stumbled upon a youtube channel that intrigued me. You See I am a huge fan of the Japanese Kawaii Metal group Babymetal, and I also have a desire to learn the Japanese language and this Channel hit on both those desires within me. The Channel name is Duane Metal and he breaks down the lyrics of Babymetal songs in order to teach your the Japanese Language.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeeYFENBJY0_aTEa1r-FjMA/videos

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Now This channel is not going to teach your fluent Japanese but it is certainly a fun way to get your feet wet and it also helped me understand the lyrics to my favorite Groups songs better! A win, win in my book. So if you are interested in learning Japanese, like Babymetal or both I suggest you give this guy a shot!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #71

It is once again time for our caption contest and once again I am continueing the Gif format as it seems to be working out rather well. So your challenge gif this week is thus:

Thor 1

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday August 24th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse than PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Taking the week off

I am having some personal issues this week and won’t be around The sight. Sorry for the inconvience, but I am majorly out of sorts thisweek.

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #70: Results

Last week I asked you all to come up with a caption for this Gif:

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and here are my top five entries:

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Wild Card
I got money to burn. Just like this.
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Garrett
Heads, I win; Tails, You die.
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Outcast
Want to see a magic trick… Ta da
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SeventhSkull
I’ll show you “Exact change”…
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Skoul
When the vending machine eats your quarter and you’ve only got one left.
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And your winner is ……………………………………..

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Authors Wanted!

Hello, Guys and Gals of the HeroMachine community!

 

I am writing today to let you all know that I am looking for people who may be interested in writing articles for the HeroMachine blog! As of late I have noticed that I am having difficulty getting my post out on time and that I have been letting the bulk of the writing duties to JR which I believe is a bit unfair. I personally can not commit to any additional writing time at the moment and so I turn to you the community for some help. If any of you are interested in taking up the keyboard for HeroMachine drop me an email at Kaldath@heromachine.com and we can discuss it.

 

 

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #70

It is time once again for our bi-weekly caption contest. This week I am going to continue the experiment started two weeks ago and present you with another Gif to caption. This time our scene in from the Anime “A Certain Scientific Railgun” :

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The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday August 4th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse than PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #69: Results

Well after nearly a full week of delays, it is time to judge caption contest #69.

 

Here are my top 5 entries:

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Herr D
. . . . Uptown Funk-gonna-give-it-to-ya–don’t-believe-me? JUST WATCH!!!
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Nug
“….and this time…IT’S PERSONAL!”
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Skoul
“Turn around bright eyes……”
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hawk007
And here comes Lady Gag down the catwalk!
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Worf

Hey LOOK! I’m Wonder Woman!
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And The Winner is ………………………………………….

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