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Happy Independence Day HeroMachine!

I’d Like to wish all my fellow U.S. Machiners a happy independence day! Have fun at all your various BBQ’s and Firework displays. Drive safe and have a great evening everyone!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #68

It is once again time for our bi-weekly caption contest, though it is a bit late in coming this week! Anyway here is your challenge, as usual I want your best replacement dialogue for the following image:

Superman Dance

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday July 7th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse than PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Corner: All New All Different Marvel Universe Free Previews

Saw this on twitter today and Thought I would share it with you all. As of today you can get preview issues of the new Marvel comic titles at your local comic shop or as a free download from the Marvel digital store.

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #67: Results

Last week I asked everyone to give me you best dialogue for this image:

Thor 1

Normally I would give you a top five entries and then post the above picture with the winners dialogue put in place however I am a little pressed for time today so instead I will just announce the winner and post the winning dialogue below:

and your winner is ……………

DiCicatriz 

“Well this is awkward…”
“One of us is going to have to change.”

Kaldath’s Corner: New Spiderman is Cast

Marvel Studios and Sony Pictures have cast their new Spiderman as well as picked a director for the film.

 

Actor Tom Holland will be playing Peter Parker / Spiderman  and the director will be Jon Watts

You can read more : HERE: 

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #67

It is once again time for our bi-weekly caption contest and this week I want your best dialogue for both characters in this panel:

Thor 1

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday June 23rd. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse than PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Corner: New Marvel Universe Teaser!

Saw this on Twitter and thought I would share!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #66: Results

Last week I asked you all to give me your best dialogue for this image:

SuperBat 1

 

And my top five entries are:

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BurnedSmackdown
I’m sexy and I know it
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JR19759
“Maybe now I’ll be the most popular DC hero”
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punkjay
Hey this is a way better disguise than those darn glasses
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WillyPete
“On Facebook, they keep saying to always be yourself… Unless you can be Batman. Then you should be Batman. It doesn’t seem to be working for me!”
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Now all I need is Wonder Woman’s whip, and I’ll be mainstream forever.
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And the winner is …………………………………….

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #66

Welcome Ladies, Gentlemen and Fellow Machiners! It is once again time for our bi-weekly caption contest and this week I want your best dialogue for this image:

SuperBat 1

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday June 9th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse than PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #65: Results

Well after a bit of a delay it is time to judge our latest caption contest of which I asked you to give me your best dialogue for this image:

Swamp thing 1

And My top five entries are:

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hawk007
Give me my little brother and no one get’s hurt.
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“Just one cup of broccoli provides over 100% of your daily need for vitamin C and vitamin K, and is also a good source of vitamin A, folate and potassium.”
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KatmirStone
Barbecue sauce isn’t salad dressing!

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dreadyacht
GIVE ME MY NOOOOOOOOOSE!
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PMD_Warrior
I must become even greener
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And your winner is ……………………………….

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