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Kaldath’s Caption Contest # 43

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls! Gather round for it is once again time for our weekly caption contest. This week I want your funniest dialogue for the following image:

Clark Kent face

 

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday September 23rd.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #42 – Results

Greeting Folks, Sorry for the delay in judging this weeks caption contest, I had a busy day and just got home. So Lets get to it!

Last week I asked you to give me your best dialogue for the following image:

CB and DP 1

And As usually here are my top five entries:

Sabrina
Deadpool: Hey, we’re starring in a caption contest
Captain Britain: Caption… what?

Calvary_Red
Captain Britain: “As ridiculous as this is, it’s the only way to keep Deadpool from learning the true nature of our mission.”
Deadpool: “Too bad for him, I already read this issue like, six times.”

Someone Else
Captain Britain: What he doesn’t know is that I’m not really Captain Britain!
Deadpool: What HE doesn’t know is I can read his thought balloons.

punkjay
Deadpool: Sooo C.B. now that I look the part can I make the moves on The Queen?
Captain Britain: Wow! Wolverine was right, you really are a bloody twit!

Timedrop23
Deadpool: So what fashion school taught you to dress like that again?
Captain Britain: Elementary, my dear Deadpool. Elementary.

and the winner is ……………………….

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #42

It is once again time for our weekly Caption Contest, and as usual your challenge is to give me you best dialogue for both word bubble in this image:

CB and DP 1

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday September 16th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

 

 

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #41 – Results

Last week I asked for your best dialogue for the following image:

shadow cat 1

Here are my top five entries:

RobM – “So who’s this Jabba the Hutt fellow, now, and what does he want with me?”
Skybandit – J. J. Abrams cast me as “Transporter Accident.”
JR19759 – Is this how you break the fourth wall Wade?
Phatchick – OK, guys, the coast is clear. We’re sneaking into Gaurdians.
MadJack – So, that`s what`s on the other side of that stargate …
and the winner is ……………………………..

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #41

Sneaking in real quick, taking a break from moving to get the caption contest posted. So here we go! This week I want you to give me your best dialogue for the following image.

shadow cat 1

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday September 9th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

No Caption Contest This Week.

Due to a busy schedule with work and having to Move there will be no caption contest this week, I am sorry for anyone disappointed by this however real life sometimes intrudes on my HeroMachine duties! Hopefully I will be settled into my new place by next week and the caption contest will be back on track.

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #40 – Results

Last week I asked you to give me your best dialogue for the following image:

Frog Thor 1

There are a TON of great entries this week, and normally I would give you my top five however I am the process of moving this week and so my time is limited so I will only be giving the winner this week, which is ………………….

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IF THEY BE WORTHY: 5 REPLACEMENT THORS

Marvel comic tweeted this article out today, and I found it interesting with the fast approaching debut of the New Female Thor!

http://marvel.com/news/comics/2014/8/26/23145/if_they_be_worthy_5_replacement_thors

Character Design Contest ♯87- Time Travel Poll

Next CDC Poll TOMORROW

My schedule does not allow me to get around to judging the CDC today so I will have the poll up for it tomorrow instead of today