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Anime Talk: Intros

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Greeting all your anime fans out there in the HeroMachine community! It has been a while since I last posted an anime talk and I intend to change that starting today, However there is a bit of a change in format. Instead of being a weekly feature Anime talk is more likely to be a monthly feature instead at best! There will be time I will post more then one a month and there may be time it will be more like 5 or 6 weeks instead of every 4 it all depend on when inspiration strikes! This weeks topic is inspired by a suggest that JR emailed me last week.

What we are going to discuss here are Anime Intros. Those opening scenes that are designed to grab our attention and draw us in and make us want to watch that particular anime! What I am going to do is after the jump share some of my favorite Anime intros, and share what I like about them and then you can either comment on the ones I have shared or share some of your own ( or both of course) .

SO Lets begin!!

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #48

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls gather round! It is time to again put your brains to use and compete in this weeks caption contest here on HeroMachine.com! This week I want your best dialogue for this image here:

freakazoid-flashlight

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday October 28th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

 

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #47: Results

Last week I asked for your best dialogue for the following image:

 

Street-Sharks-Cartoon1

and here are the top five as judged by me:

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Hexadecimal :
“Keep it cool…maybe they won’t smell the human on your breath…”
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WillyPete :
“Hey! How was I to know, when I joined Skeletor’s Crusade for Pants, that they’d all be lime green?”
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TOOL :
I was driving when that guy cut me off and yelled, “bite me”, so I did.
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Skybandit :
Sorry, those surfers give me WICKED gas!
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Demoninthenight :
I thought it was okay, I mean we do it all the time in the ocean.
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And the winner is ……………………………

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #47

It is that time a week again, that’s right boys and girls it is caption contest time again! So get on those thinking caps and give me your best dialogue for this image:

Street-Sharks-Cartoon1

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday October 21st.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

 

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #46: Results

Last week I asked for your best dialogue for the following image:

SkeletorShow1

 

Here are the five entries I thought were the best:

Lime:

“First, I want to thank you all for attending my self-esteem seminar.”

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punkjay:

We must band together and tell these writers that we will do no more of these stupid cartoons unit WE GET PANTS!

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Phatchick: 

And I’d have gotten away with it, if hadn’t been for you meddling kids and your freaky whateveritis!

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hawk007:

I call ‘em thunder and lightning.

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Phatchick: 

The heroes ALWAYS win. It’s not fair! It’s Not Fair!! IT’S NOT FAIR!!!

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and your winner is …………………………….

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #46

Ladies and Gentlemen it is once again time to get those thinking caps on and participate in this weeks Caption Contest! Your challenge this week should you choose to accept it is to give me your best dialogue for this here image:

SkeletorShow1

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday October 14th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #45: Results

Last week I asked you all too give me your best dialogue for this image:

Thundercats 1

Here are the top five as judged by me of all the entries:

cliff
“We are Kitty Pride and Wolverine’s ‘Love Children!” Meow Rrrrrrr

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hawk007
Super-Praying-Mantis-Attack go!!!
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Sabrina 
We liked the last caption contest so much we went and got our own pouches!
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JR19759 
“Cause it’s THRILLER, THRILLER NIGHT!”
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leonides11 
we are SOOOO exited for the kitty purry concert!!!!!!!!

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and the winner is ………………………………..
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ATTN: Moderators and Blog Authors

Forum Moderators: 

JR & dblade; Jeff has restored your permission levels to moderator so now you once again have the ability to moderator posts in the forums. If you need help figuring out the new moderation tools drop me an email Kaldath@Heromachine.com

HammerKnight & Djuby: You both have also been restored to moderator status. I know you have both stepped down due to real life issues that have made it so you could not devote the time you used to to the forum, but you both are very valuable members of the community and after talking with Jeff we decided to let you remain as Honorary / part time moderators. If either of you would like to have your moderatorship fulling revoked drop me an email and I will see to it, otherwise you are stuck with us!!!!

Moderators and Blog Authors: With the forums no longer allowing private messaging, at least until Ben finishes writing a new plug in for it, Jeff and I will need a list of all your email addresses so we can contact you at need. Please drop us both an email at Kaldath@Heromachine.com  and afdstudios@gmail.com

 

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I am looking for one or two of our female community members to join our Staff here as Moderators and also possible Blog authors. If any of you ladies are interest in the position drop me an email and we will discuss it.

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #45

It is again time for our weekly caption contest and this week your challenge is to give your best dialogue for this image:

Thundercats 1

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday October 7th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #44 – Results

Last week I asked you all to give me your best dialogue for the following image:

SM and DP

After a bit of a delay in the judging here are my top five entries.

JR19759

1. Spider-Man: What the hell is all of this?
Deadpool: Hey, I was created by Rob Liefeld.

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Mr. Q

Deadpool: I call it the Liefeld look.
Spider-Man: I call it gaudy and unnecessary.

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Skybandit

S: What’s with the belt-buckle that looks like my face?

D: It looks like you’re sticking your tongue out when you pee!

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Phatchick

SM- Don’t you think this is overkill for a kid’s show appearance?
DP- Those 8 year olds can be a tough crowd.

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Ubiquitous Pixel

Spider-man: Can’t tell if all this makes me feel heavier or if it’s the ego attached to it…

Deadpool: Defiantly a little a heavy since it flattened your spidey feet!

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And our winner is ……………………………………………

 

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