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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #49

Ladies and Gentlemen gather round, for it is caption contest time! Since my selection for the contest last week as a bit of a flop it is my hope that you all are better inspired by this weeks selection! Your mission should you choose to accept it is to give me your best replacement dialogue for the following image:

Moo 1

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 1:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday November 4th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

 

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #48: Results

Last week I asked for your best dialogue for this image:

freakazoid-flashlight

Due to the small turn out for this contest there is no top 5 and I’m just going to announce your winner! Which is ……………………………………

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Anime Talk: Halloween Edition

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Last year at this time I gave you a list of  Anime that I like to watch during the Halloween Season. This year I am going to give a similar list, a list of 8 anime series I want to watch this week leading up to the 31st.

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Anime Talk: Intros

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Greeting all your anime fans out there in the HeroMachine community! It has been a while since I last posted an anime talk and I intend to change that starting today, However there is a bit of a change in format. Instead of being a weekly feature Anime talk is more likely to be a monthly feature instead at best! There will be time I will post more then one a month and there may be time it will be more like 5 or 6 weeks instead of every 4 it all depend on when inspiration strikes! This weeks topic is inspired by a suggest that JR emailed me last week.

What we are going to discuss here are Anime Intros. Those opening scenes that are designed to grab our attention and draw us in and make us want to watch that particular anime! What I am going to do is after the jump share some of my favorite Anime intros, and share what I like about them and then you can either comment on the ones I have shared or share some of your own ( or both of course) .

SO Lets begin!!

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #48

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls gather round! It is time to again put your brains to use and compete in this weeks caption contest here on HeroMachine.com! This week I want your best dialogue for this image here:

freakazoid-flashlight

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday October 28th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

 

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #47: Results

Last week I asked for your best dialogue for the following image:

 

Street-Sharks-Cartoon1

and here are the top five as judged by me:

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Hexadecimal :
“Keep it cool…maybe they won’t smell the human on your breath…”
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WillyPete :
“Hey! How was I to know, when I joined Skeletor’s Crusade for Pants, that they’d all be lime green?”
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TOOL :
I was driving when that guy cut me off and yelled, “bite me”, so I did.
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Skybandit :
Sorry, those surfers give me WICKED gas!
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Demoninthenight :
I thought it was okay, I mean we do it all the time in the ocean.
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And the winner is ……………………………

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #47

It is that time a week again, that’s right boys and girls it is caption contest time again! So get on those thinking caps and give me your best dialogue for this image:

Street-Sharks-Cartoon1

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday October 21st.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

 

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #46: Results

Last week I asked for your best dialogue for the following image:

SkeletorShow1

 

Here are the five entries I thought were the best:

Lime:

“First, I want to thank you all for attending my self-esteem seminar.”

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punkjay:

We must band together and tell these writers that we will do no more of these stupid cartoons unit WE GET PANTS!

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Phatchick: 

And I’d have gotten away with it, if hadn’t been for you meddling kids and your freaky whateveritis!

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hawk007:

I call ‘em thunder and lightning.

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Phatchick: 

The heroes ALWAYS win. It’s not fair! It’s Not Fair!! IT’S NOT FAIR!!!

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and your winner is …………………………….

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #46

Ladies and Gentlemen it is once again time to get those thinking caps on and participate in this weeks Caption Contest! Your challenge this week should you choose to accept it is to give me your best dialogue for this here image:

SkeletorShow1

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday October 14th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #45: Results

Last week I asked you all too give me your best dialogue for this image:

Thundercats 1

Here are the top five as judged by me of all the entries:

cliff
“We are Kitty Pride and Wolverine’s ‘Love Children!” Meow Rrrrrrr

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hawk007
Super-Praying-Mantis-Attack go!!!
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Sabrina 
We liked the last caption contest so much we went and got our own pouches!
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JR19759 
“Cause it’s THRILLER, THRILLER NIGHT!”
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leonides11 
we are SOOOO exited for the kitty purry concert!!!!!!!!

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and the winner is ………………………………..
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