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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #65

It is once again time for our bi-weekly caption contest. This time I would like you to give me your best dialogue for this item:

Swamp thing 1

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday May 26th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse than PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Corner: Ultron Funk

Ummmm, Yeah

You’re Welcome!

Kaldath’s Corner: SuperGirl on the Small Screen

Saw this today on twitter and thought I would share it with you fine folks. CBS has posted this on their Youtube page and I think it looks like a great show from what can been seen here!

 

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #64: Results

Last week I asked you to give me your best replacement dialogue for this image:

BB & BG 1

and of all the entires these are my top five favorites:

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ams 

You can make your own characters???

HEROMACHINE IS SO FREAKIN’ COOL!
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William A. Peterson
“No one will expect White Martians to loser themselves to THIS low a standard! We’re as good as IN!”
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JR19759
Why did I let you talk me into helping advertise your new Booster Gold brand toothpaste again?
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Worf

It worked. Guy fell for it. Now for Bats! Hehehehe!

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Skoul
Now that we’ve coated our teeth in glow-in-the-dark paint, all we need to do is keep smiling all day. Then we can really freak bats out.
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And your winner is ………………………………

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #64

It is once again time for one Caption Contest, this week I want your best replacement dialogue for this image:

BB & BG 1

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday May 12th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse than PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #63: Results

Last week I asked you all to give me your best dialogue for this image:

Superman 1

and the top five entries according to me are:

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punkjay
So the IRS said I owe them a few bucks so you are my first installment
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Wayne M
They found me. I don’t know how, but they found me. Run for it, deer! IT’S THE LIBYANS!
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DiCicatriz 
What? You told me to bring a few bucks for gas.
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Skoul 
The games up Dr Deer! You’ll be spending your next half-life in jail.
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 Mad Jack 
Okay, I’ve got radioactive material and an animal, now all I need is some sucker that I can test my “marvelous” theory on.

Say, Jim-mmmmmy … ???

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And The Winner is ……………………………..

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Kaldath’s Corner: Scandal

Scandal

 

Greetings once again fellow machiners, as you know Kaldath’s Corner is here for me to share things with you that I have recently found and liked. This week is another music addition. I would like to share with you this time the Japanese Rock band “Scandal”.  Now Scandal is not a new band as I have seen 8+ albums for sale on itunes, however they are a new TO ME band!

I just learn of this band about 3 days ago and I must say that I think they are absolutely fantastic! I just love their sound. Now they have not yet taken Babymetals place as my favorite band though they are running a very close second at this time. A nice dream concert for me would be a Scandal / BabyMetal show here in the New Jersey / New York area!!

After the Jump Below I will link you to a few of their videos for your listening.Viewing enjoyment. The first two are my two current favorite songs of theirs and the third I am sharing because it fits in well with the theme of this site.

Enjoy!

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #63

After a little forgetfulness last week, it is once again time for our Bi-weekly Caption contest! This week I want your best Dialogue for the following image:

Superman 1

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday April 21st. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse than PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Apologies

I want to apologize for not putting up a new caption contest this week. I just started back to work this past weekend and my days all kind of ran together as I am adjusting to my new schedule and it slipped my mind. I will have the new caption contest up next week instead of this week.

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #62: Results

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen of the HeroMachine community! I want to take a moment before getting to the Contest results to remind everyone that going forward that caption contest will be Bi-Weekly so there will not be a new caption contest today.

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Last week I asked you all to give me your best dialogue for this image:

Beast boy 1

 

and my top five from the entries are:

 

JR19759
Oww, who threw these giant letters at me?
Herr D
You mean I coulda had a V8?
Phatchick
OK! I’ll quit hitting on Raven!
LET IT G–ow.
Sabrina
Hey, girls, did you hear what’s happening with One Direc… OW! What was that for???
and the winner is ……………………………..

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