Kaldath's Caption Contest #35

Ladies and Gentlemen it is again time for our weekly caption contest and this week I want your best replacement dialogue for the following image of Moon Knight and Batman:

MoonKnight - Batman 1

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 2 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday July 22nd.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

32 Responses to Kaldath's Caption Contest #35

  1. PMD_Warrior PMD_Warrior

    1.MOVE BAT!
    2. My cape looks a lot better then yours
    3.i can feel your heart beating

  2. You’re in my way, Batboy, I’m here to rescue Bruce Wayne!

  3. 1. MOVE Bats, they called my coffee order first.
    2. Potty emergency, I had bean-burritos for lunch!!!!!
    3. Look out Bats, those weasels are rabid!!!!

  4. I got the check! My secret identity is rich, too!

    Lemme at the guy who said I was a cheap rip-off of you!

    Chicago’s MY town! Take your film-makers and GO!

  5. “Shhh! It’s really me, Deadpool! But don’t tell anyone, okay?” ;)

  6. LoneWolf6155

    Out of my way for I am mysterious vigilante superhero #357!

  7. 1. TAG! You’re it!
    2. GILLIGAN! Is that you?
    3. Batting practice swings! THIS one’s heavy enough!

  8. 1. A new moon rises this knight!
    2. Stand aside Bat, a new moon shall brighten this dark knight!
    3. I did it, I touched the Batman. Nobody at Marvel’s going to believe this!

  9. Sleepless_Nightmares

    1. Stop telling people I ripped-off you look!
    2. Move Bat! get out the way, get out the way..
    3. I got this! Step aside grandpa..

  10. Midnightowl

    1. Stand aside bat! let the real hardcore bad-asses handle this!
    2. Stop telling people I am ripping you off! You know it’s not true.

  11. bryce brisker

    stand aside an witness glories light!!!!!

  12. MOVE BAT GET OUT THE WAY!!

  13. 1:Move!, I have to kill Ben Affleck Before the Fans And Mostly…. YOU!

  14. 2:Sorry, I gatta go get the Dark Knight armor !

  15. white knight takes black !!

  16. Calvary_Red

    1)
    “Second base!”

  17. 1) Never fear, MothMan is here!
    2) Detective! Find my neck!
    3) …And my suit is stealthier than yours!

  18. “You’re Batman? Bitch, I’m Moon Knight.”

    “Black is so out, make way for silver.”

    “Boob tag, you’re it.”

  19. MoonKnight: “Move aside…say, have you been working out?”

  20. 1. Don’t worry! I know CPR!
    2. Out of my way, the buffet line is opening!
    3. OK, very funny!! Who put the super glue on my glove?

  21. Lightningsword

    Sorry Batman, but my pecks are still better than yours!

  22. MY MY MY MY MY MY MY MY

  23. Stop trying to cut in line bats I need to pick up my dry cleaned tights too you know!

  24. 1. That new Beach Barbie is mine. MINE I SAY!
    2. No. They’re making MY movie sequel next. We all know your Batman and stuff.
    3. Shhh… Well catch that cape seamstress next time.

  25. 1. “OPEN CHEST!!”
    2. “… And step and lean and step and chest slap…”
    3. “They want MY picture, Bat!”

  26. let me guess… you’re batman? I don’t care – i’m moon knight bitch!

  27. “Make way for the Albino Manta!”

  28. gemmashine12

    1. The last cookie is MINE!
    2. RUN AWAY! I mean…ahem…I’ll let you handle this one.
    3. I saw her first! Catwoman’s mine!

  29. This looks like a job for the real caped crusader!

    Pulling the heisman on the Batman!

    i got the moves like jagger!

  30. Bat out of the way

    Lo!

    I work alone

  31. Anarchy ? Pathetic Moon knight rules!

  32. “Nice rack.”