Sub-Mariner EXTREMMMEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

While I do not have the same art credential as our esteemed leader Mr. Hebert, I have decided none the less to take my own crack at presenting you, our most gracious community members with my own reviews of what I feel is the worst of SuperHero/Villian fashion sense. I do so hope you enjoy.

 

First up!

So this little bit of 90’s artwork makes me ask why the Sub-Marine decided to dress like a porcupine ?  No wait, I most apologize to the Mariner for that one, oh no the king of the sea would never dress up as some lowly land based creature! How dare I suggest such a thing. No No, what we obvious have here is the Sub-Mariners Alter ego “SEA URCHIN MAN” 

 

Seriously folks this ensemble just screams EXTREME!!! From the fly away Savage hairdo  to the bristling spikes along his  forearms and legs he is the epitome of a 90’s redesign! Not sure what he was thinking when he put this number together unless it was an attempt to impress Sue Richards evil alter ego Malice!

 

( Just as an FYI starting next week I plan on having a Bad Costume post up every Wednesday so if you have any  suggestion on a bad costume you want mock send me a private message over on the forums telling what costume and a link to a picture if possible. )

 

12 Responses to Sub-Mariner EXTREMMMEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

  1. Here’s a contest idea! Design the “best” extreme hero :-D

  2. Kaldath, thanks for keeping this alive. Bad costume Wednesday was my favorite thing that Jeff did every week.

  3. Prof. Anthrax

    “Best Extreme Hero”? Don’t you mean “Least Terrible”, Arioch? :D

  4. Arioch:
    Here’s a contest idea! Design the “best” extreme hero

    We kinda did that way back when ( http://www.heromachine.com/2009/07/14/character-contest-12-the-image-nineties/ ) but I suppose we could take another crack at it. ;)

  5. I thought he was Anti-hug-man.

  6. YAY! More bad costumes.

    Namor, you know all those spikes and whatnot are going to create drag while you try to swim, don’t you?

  7. Wow! I think this monstocity HAS to be one of the WORST! I needed a laugh this week, and I believe this image does it. This man Looks like he could put an eye out.

  8. That’s really supposed to be Namor? He looks like the lovechild of Kraven the hunter and Lobo…

  9. Myro:
    YAY!More bad costumes.

    Namor, you know all those spikes and whatnot are going to create drag while you try to swim, don’t you?

    That’s okay. Namor can just fly through the air, and umm…oh wait.

  10. How come the people that make these versions of theses guys seem to think that to make something more extreme they have to add metal armors, spikes/blades coming off outfit, and or crazy long wild hair. Its not extreme just aweful.

  11. TOOL:
    How come the people that make these versions of theses guys seem to think that to make something more extreme they have to add metal armors, spikes/blades coming off outfit, and or crazy long wild hair.Its not extreme just aweful.

    To be fair, it WAS the 90’s….. EVERYONE was doing this SH*T….That being said, this is pretty bad. Anyone tries this stuff today and we’ll kill them outright. ;)

  12. Worf: To be fair, it WAS the 90′s….. EVERYONE was doing this SH*T….That being said, this is pretty bad. Anyone tries this stuff today and we’ll kill them outright.

    kill them with a Kut’luch!