Like their living brethren, apparently stuffed bunnies have very powerful legs perfectly evolved for running. Because at the first opportunity after discovering we were on a date with a zombie, we ran away. With a chance at heroic redemption upon hitting the street we … chose to run away again. It’s good being stuffed!
Not the Celica! Anything but the Celica!
What’ll it be, folks? We are a bunny, after all, so you’d think we have a decent chance of bobbing and weaving our way into the car. On the other hand, I bet our fur stains easily, either from zombie drool or crapping ourselves in terror.
(“Zombocalypse Now” copyright ©2009 by Matt Youngmark. You can buy this great book for your very own here and I highly encourage you to do so. I did, and believe me, you’re going to want to experience the full story in a way these samples simply cannot.)