(From “The Green Mask” volume 2, number 5,1945.)
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So…any particular reason he suspected the identitiy thief was a midget?
I agree, it was very short-sighted of him. Ahem.
Waitaminnit..! You mean NOBODY but the Green Mask suspected that a criminal less than half his size was… I mean, even confirming it at arms length… WTF?!?!?
I shall call him…Mini Me.
I guess it’s true that smoking stunts your growth.
I guess Tabacco DOES stunt your growth!
The Green Mask: “Everyone else thought that it was really me, hanging out with giants.”
Green Mask:”hey kid, you should be eatin’ candy on halloween, not smokin’!”
Great minds think alike!
Either a midget or a kid whose up to ten stogies a day already. I vote the latter.
Could have been a smoking baby. It was the 1940s: A chicken in every pot and a pack of Lucky Strikes in every crib.
What have you been watching, “Who framed Roger Rabbit?” Wait, no that works. Ok, I go with Atomic Punk’s last post.