(From “The Green Mask” volume 2, number 1, 1945.)
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The Vol.2 Green Mask has a more sensical costume, and still makes The Punisher look like a Nickelodeon game show host.
Green Mask: “Thanks, doll. I was beginning to think noone got my humor. Shall I tell you the one about the dentist? He had a giraffe for a patient–Ho, ho! But, in all seriousness. Are you cooking a ham for Chistmas?”
“Sorry blondie, I had an atomic burrito and refried beans for lunch! Thar she blows!!”
Frankie: That made me literally LOL.
w/ his right hand, is he checking to see if his pants are still on, or what?