Caption Contest 108: Aaaarrrrr!

Because I wanted to give everyone considering a "Friday Nights 3" entry an extra week to work on their submissions (remember, due Thursday!), and in honor of this being "International Talk Like a Pirate Day", we're running another Caption Contest this week instead of a character design challenge.

Thus, your scurvy challenge this week, ye salty sea dog, is to come up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel or be keel-hauled!:

I don't know what kind of ship he's on with that pink skull emblem but I feel sure we'll find out.

The best entry (as judged by yours truly) wins the author's choice of either any item they like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration (you pick the subject, I draw it however I like).

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

This week we have a cap of no more than five (5) entries per person, so make 'em your best!

87 Responses to Caption Contest 108: Aaaarrrrr!

  1. Avatar Dan Gonzalez says:

    Whaddaya mean the Village People auditions were yesterday!?!

  2. Avatar Brad says:

    You ninjas get off me ship! ARRR!

  3. Avatar Jack Zelger says:

    Fetch me mustache trimmer!

  4. alphaalpharomeo alphaalpharomeo says:

    1) I was Captain Jack Sparrows date to prom.

    2)I am what I am, and that’s all that I am, I’m a gay pirateman.

    3)Hmm am I Cher or Lady Gaga today

    4)I am the Queen of the 7 seas

    5)I have Davey Jones Locket

  5. Avatar BenK22 says:

    1. I take my hat off for one thing, one thing only.
    2. Well, go girl, go!
    3. Lady you’re about half bubble off plumb, and that’s fer sure and certain.
    4. Bring me my brown pants!
    5. I may look like Tom Selleck or Burt Reynolds, but I’m still captain of the Pink Pearl!

  6. Avatar P.F. Bruns says:

    1) Arrrrr! I wiped with my hook again!

    2) How dare ye insult me porn ‘stache?!

    3) Gaaaaarrrr! ‘Eureka’ be cancelled? But that Felicia Day lass be so fetching!

    4) I mean ta make them Netflix scallywags walk the plank fer their mutinous comportment!

    5) Excuse me, but I am offended by your frivolous generalizations. I am not a “pirate.” I am a privateer, thank you.

  7. Avatar John says:

    “Where’s me moustache wax, ye scurvy sea dogs? WHERE???”

  8. Avatar LeftyFPB says:

    1. Me? I’m LeChuck’s long lost brother LePh… do I have to spell it out for you?
    2. It’s GUYbrush Threepwood? Oops, sorry, wrong ship.

  9. Avatar Patriot_Missile says:

    @LeftyFPB: monkey island, ftw!

  10. Avatar punkjay says:

    Fear the mighty captain limp wrist of the booty pirates!

  11. Avatar Rick says:

    1. Well blow me… um down!
    2. Arg! Fabulous!
    3. Let’s go boys! Wait, are those showtunes?
    4. Raid! Pilfer! Makeover!

  12. ams ams says:

    All you can eat shrimp? Set sail to the Red Lobster, maties!!

  13. Avatar count libido says:


  14. Avatar Wulf says:

    Damn ye to Davey Jones’ Locker! The rum be gone again!

  15. Avatar Frevoli says:

    Welcome aboard the S.S. ss-aaaa-ffff-eeee-tttt-yyyy

  16. Avatar Frevoli says:

    Hand over the Black Pearl! It’d go great with my white gold earing

  17. Avatar Frevoli says:

    All me movies be rated arrrrrh!

  18. Avatar Frevoli says:

    How dare ye call me oversexual, just ask me crew – Master Bates and Rodger the Cabin Boy

  19. Avatar Trekkie says:

    1. Yes I be havin’ a pink skull on me hat! So what?!

  20. Avatar Big Mac says:

    1. I wouldn’t call me-self gay, but I’d surely swab your poop deck.

    2. All these seamen…I just don’t know what to do.

    3. 100 men go out to sea. 50 couples come back to harbor.

    4. I’ll be taking your treasure AND your booty, YARRGH!

    5. Tis not gay unless you enjoy it.

  21. Avatar TopHat says:

    1. “Gyar! I’ll get that blasted Cap’n Crunch recipe some day!”

    2. “Curse those meddlin’ kids and their stupid dog!”

    3. “And ye best cut me hair to look like Marilyn Monroe!”

  22. Avatar unknownblackpaper says:

    1) Do what you want, cause a pirate is free! You gyar a PIRATE!

  23. Avatar Gero says:

    1. “What the…alright, who’s the scurvy dog what replaced my jolly rodger pin with a flower skull?”

  24. Avatar Fuzztone says:

    Go West, Jim Lad! Ha Haaarrr!!

  25. Avatar Erin says:

    “Ack! Who be drinkin’ me invisible beer!?”

    “I’ll gut ye with me blade, ye scalliwa-Where’s me blade!??”

    “I be quite the fashionable buccaneer.”

    “Up next on Queer Eye for the Straight Pirate…”

  26. Avatar McKnight57 says:

    1) I be Commander Morgan, the Cap’n’s little brother!
    2) As ye c’n see, I got more’n a little Cap’n in me!
    3) Aaarrrrgh! Me “pirate sense” be tinglin’, someone’s comin’ at us from behind!

  27. Avatar Dudemeister says:

    1. Shiver me timbers! A fortnight past Labor Day, and here I be wearing me white gloves like a scurvy ‘lubber.

  28. Avatar Vampyrist says:

    1)Flower Power, bitches

    2)I’m on a quest for booty, if you know what I mean.

  29. Avatar Gabe Puratekuta says:

    “Yellowbeard beat me to it!”

    “Long John Silver ain’t got nothin’ on me!”

    “Me milkshake brings all th’boys to th’deck…”

    “Curse you, Aquaman!!”

    “Cabin boy, drop ye pantaloons! It be time for me scurvy cure!”

  30. Avatar McKnight57 says:

    4) By the power o’ Flower Skull!!!
    5) How dare ye make fun o’ me Quaker Oats costume!

  31. Avatar Hairwhip says:

    Ye call me gay do ye?

  32. Avatar TheNate says:

    The weathergirls were right! It’s raining men!

  33. Avatar Wulf says:


  34. Avatar dread pirate maniac says:

    Arrrgh! who put this stickerrr on me hat?

  35. Avatar Joel says:

    “Blast! I’ve been shot! Tell my ‘wife’ I love him.”

  36. Avatar Joel says:

    “ENEMY PIRATES?! Wait, what kind be they? ’cause depending on your answer this is either really good or really bad.”

  37. Avatar hobbit4hire says:

    “Which’ a you scally wags put a flower and pink skull on me best hat?!?!

  38. Avatar Myro says:

    1. “Brandy, you’re a fine girl. What a good wife you would be. But my life, my lover, my lady, is the sea.”

  39. 1. Shiver me timbers and minnie me pearls!

    2. Aye, white gloves after Labor Day!

    3. I hear rushing water in me ear…

    4. Y-M-C… Argh!

    5. ‘Tis me J. Edgar Hoover costume, laddie!

  40. Avatar Skybandit says:

    1) The steering wheel? It drives me nuts!
    2) Me ring’s in me RIGHT ear, lass, move along!
    3) Wear yer flowerskull if’n ye know someone what died from the AIDs.
    4) Ow! Use more lube back there, ye scurvy dog!
    5) See here? Dust from on top o’ yer cabin door’s frame!
    Fifty lashes fer the swine!

  41. Avatar Ghost says:

    1. Yes, we are THOSE kinds of pirates. . .

    2. Tonight me hardies! We drink and dance– TO LADY GAGA!

  42. Avatar Joe says:


    2.We be the butt-pirates of the carribian!

    3.Aye, swab my poop-deck, you land-lubbers!

    4.I be gaying up the ocean!


  43. Avatar Cliff says:

    Aaaarrrrr! So what if it be Talk Like A Pirate Day? I always be talkin’ like this!

  44. Avatar Knighthawk says:

    1) they shall learn to fear… the PINK PANSIES!
    2) Where is my cabin boy?!?
    3) I like big boats and I can not lie!
    4) Weigh “MY” anchor lass!
    5) This suit does NOTHING for my eyes!

  45. Avatar Rendu says:

    “Hey, everybody! It’s ‘Talk Like An Office Worker Day’ Let’s all enjoy free donuts in the break room!”

  46. Have ye got a lil cap’n in ye? Would you like to?

  47. Avatar songbird2103 says:

    1. Do you swear to keep the divine secrets of the Argh Argh Sisterhood?

    2. Where be me matching fabulous earrings for this hat? And where be my shirley temple?

    3. Who replaced me hat with Walk-Funny Joe’s?

  48. Avatar hobbit4hire says:

    Aaarrr! Who ate all’ me Crunch Berries!

  49. Avatar nakiato says:

    1)arrrh I be cuteness! Captain of the hello kitty.

    2)It takes a pirate to wear a laddies hat.

    3)my Gloves are fabulous but my stash is sensational

    4) At last I have found the greatest treasure of sugar spice and everything nice.

    5) Fashion police meet your new captain!

  50. Avatar HavocStina says:

    1.Arrgh! Not the green dildo! It clashes!
    2.No! It’s Kathy Griffin!
    3.Where’s me pink gun?!
    4.Hide the rum! It’s Jack Sparrow!
    5.Shut up! Oprah’s on.

  51. Avatar EXILE says:

    1.What?! They pierced the wrong side?! NOOOOOO!
    2.Yar! Pirates don’t say arr!
    3. Drink up me hearties! We celebrate Gaga’s birthday!
    4.No! Its…ITS SAMSON!! ROW MEN!!!

  52. Avatar Dudemeister says:

    2. AVAST! Who’s the scurvy dog what dipped me mustache in their ink bottle?
    3. Skull and Crossbones be sooo 1600’s. Fer the fashion-forward privateering man of 1710, it’s got ter be the Skull and Daisy.

  53. Avatar Sean From Edwards says:

    Arr the Pink Pirate be giving me the Rear Admiral!!

  54. Avatar Briggl says:

    1. HELP! I need a doctor about the barnacles on me’ cannon!
    2. Someones pinched me winkle!
    3. Myley Cyrus? ARGHHH!

  55. Avatar Briggl says:

    They not be crumbs in my beard, they be scabs from the barnacle on me lip!

  56. Avatar Briggl says:

    I got rainbow stickers on me ship *Happy face*

  57. Avatar Jessica says:

    1. Arrr! Shiver me timbers!
    2. Where’s the scurvy dog that dipped me mustache in ink?! Cabin Boy! Bring me my peg leg!
    3. Arrr! It’s Mother’s Day, ye scurvy dogs! Start dressin’ like yers…
    4. Does this pink skull and flowers match my eyes?
    5. Cabin Boy! It’s time to swab the poop deck!

  58. Avatar Erin says:

    “Jolly Roger? I’ll give a ‘jolly’ to yer ‘roger’.”

  59. Avatar Galactic Ketchup says:

    1. Yarrr! Smell me flower!

    2. Tis I, Captain John Swallow!

    3. I swallow Captain John….tis?

    4. You’ve seen the Flying Dutchman, now beware…..THE FLAMING FRENCHMAN!

  60. Avatar Wierdrocks says:

    Did I leave the curling iron on?!

  61. Avatar Joel says:

    Nakiato, NICE Robin Hood Men in Tights reference.

    “Maties! Don’t be lookin’ now but a giant sized nerd be starrin’ at ye.”

  62. Avatar Sutter_Kaine says:

    1) Arr! I be barred from coming within 20,000 leagues of an elementary school!

  63. Avatar Sutter_Kaine says:

    2)Blimey! Me Jolly Roger be flying at half mast!

  64. Avatar Myro says:

    2. “Arrgh, I be not a pirate! I’m Bill, from Pink Skull Florist and Delivery!”

  65. Avatar Twiggyseed says:

    The earrings on the wrong ear! It was just a dare matey!

    Yes, tis’ a one of a kind Pink Skull button on me hat!

    I think the new Somalian pirate look is too mainstream, so I went for a more underground look

    Fear me for I am with the “Super Duper Scary Pink Skull Pirate Guys”! The fear strikes deep within the heart with a manly name like that!!

    Hey Mr. Artist! What the hell am I wearing!

  66. Avatar hobbit4hire says:

    “Are you ready kids? I cant hear you… Oh! who lives in a pineapple under the sea?”

  67. Avatar Joshua says:

    1. 99 cent fish tacos? Me hearties, the grub and the womens are on me!

    2. A toast, boy’o, to the Mary Celeste! May she bring us home safely…

  68. Avatar Rapthama says:

    1) Fill the cannons with vodka and fire away!
    2) Yarr! I be the captain of Pinkflower!
    3) Whad’ya mean we’re out of sugar?!
    4) We be the Pink Ponies! All who’s not cute or pink will be made into one!
    5) I saw what you did behind the corner! Arr!

  69. Avatar jamesinchains says:

    1) Arrrr! I don’t even know why we talk like this, it’s
    2) Gyaar! I think I be beginning to raise me kraken!
    3) Parle? PARLE? THE BLOODY FRENCH!!!!

  70. Avatar Tarkabarka says:

    My second try of the caption contest. I love the pirates arrr.

    1. (Censured) ****** ****** ***** ****** ******

    2. The Kraken eat my wooden leg arrr.

    3. What the hell are doing here vikings?

    4. You eat my meat, drink my rum, what would you like next? My shiny hook.

    5. Where the bones on the jolly roger, I tell you to paint it.

  71. Avatar Ethan Shuster says:

    “But I don’t WANNA be a pirate!”

  72. Avatar Andrea says:

    “Arrr! What be wrong with wearin’ white gloves onboard ship? I may be a pirate, but I’m still a gentleman!”

  73. Avatar remy says:

    Arrrgh! Me fingers all be the same size!

  74. Avatar TheNate says:

    This IS my scary pirate-face!


    I’ll strangle the land-lubber who stole the blue from my eyes!

  75. Avatar Smidge says:

    ZOMG! Pink AND red? Arg, go change ye clashin’ dog

  76. Avatar jamesinchains says:

    So, we meet at last Peter Pan…oh wait..CUT!!! CUT!!!

  77. Avatar Sutter_Kaine says:

    3) Arrr! This cravat be itchy!

  78. Avatar Kaylin88100 says:

    Jeff, I understand why you’ve done this and I appreciate it, but I hope you are going to have the Virgo contest this month. I’ve got loads of ideas and I don’t want *all* of them to go to waste (most of them will anyway).

  79. Avatar ChocolateSoda says:


  80. Avatar ChocolateSoda says:

    1)YOUR MOM!

  81. Avatar ChocolateSoda says:

    2)Are you accusing me of piracy!?
    3)You cut my hair uneven!!

  82. Avatar Joel says:

    “The LAST klondike bar?! NOOOOO!”

  83. Avatar Joel says:

    “Surprised? I’m not surprised, that be the botox.”

  84. Avatar ChocolateSoda says:

    5) Oh no she didn’t!

  85. Avatar ChocolateSoda says:

    6) No need to fear my fat moustache is here!
    7)What!? They cancelled American Idol?

  86. Avatar bronnie-bron says:

    yaarh, the monster high girls are suing me for their logo!