Flipping the bird

You might think that having a bad costume like this is the worst thing facing the super-hero "Aviax":

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But you'd be wrong. I grant you, having to walk around looking like someone's mushroom-induced Native American dreamcatcher / rotating baby mobile would be painful. And any outfit combining shirtlessness with elbow-high society-ball gloves would definitely be difficult.

But worse than looking like a loon -- far, far worse -- is being forced to use your powers to mate with a dinosaur in the hopes of one day creating loons!

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You know you've lost the super-hero team sweepstakes when, in a motley crew like that, you're the one getting pitying looks for something other than your hideous costume.

(Images copyright DC Comics, Inc. and courtesy of Cracked.com. Thanks to reader PCFDPGrey for sending me the link. OK, maybe thanks isn't the right word, because now I have been exposed to super-bestiality, but you get the idea.)

10 Responses to Flipping the bird

  1. Wow…that whole Cracked article has left me…speechless.

    *major facepalm*

  2. Sure we’ve all been there. Go out with your friends, have a bit to much to drink and mate with a genetic throwback proto-bird.

    Why does he want to mate with a dinosaur and more importantly, why does the floating pink head seem to think that it’s such a good idea?

  3. Muh-WAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA. Sorry, couldn’t resist.

    When I stumbled across the article, it was like a plane crashing into a train plowing through a school bus full of puppies (Horrifying, and yet, strangely compelling). What got me was how the story lines mentioned made it passed the censors.

  4. Has anyone else noticed how… ‘interested’ the females in the background seem?

  5. That pink head seems the most “interested” of all, almost too interested. Can disembodied heads get erections?

  6. Are the little pink guy and the floating pink head related? They both seem to have vagina’s for ears. I figure something like that would be heredidary.

  7. The furry guy’s exxpression is *perfect*.

  8. @Jeff: on a side note, “Thanks” for another site I can’t stop reading…This cracked.com is funny as hell.. 😀

  9. @Worf: Jeff Hebert, contributing significantly to the entropy of the world since 1998. Brings a tear to my eye, it does.

  10. two questions:
    1. Is it me, or is Aviax also sporting a faux-hawk hairstyle?

    2. Why is itnot everyone has a horrified look on their face? The Big giant head looks like he’s planning a porno shoot, and the females look like their intrigeud by the thought of Aviax’s…. Rooster.