Jimmy Olsdaughter

Look, if cross-dressing is your thing, more power to you. I suspect, however, that Jimmy Olsen did not enter into this emerald travesty of mini-skirt and go-go boots of his own volition, but rather is experiencing yet more side-effects from whatever "give me super powers for a day" potion he's chugged willy-nilly this time:

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Perhaps Jimmy got confused, and thought he was Supergirl's best pal, and so wore a costume to honor her. Or maybe he just gets his jollies flashing the crowd as he uses his newly acquired power of flight. Regardless, if you're dressed worse than a guy with his underwear on the outside and a trapeze artist, odds are you should consider going into a different line of work. Or at least a different line of fashion.

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9 Responses to Jimmy Olsdaughter

  1. Actually, his costume reminds me of the old Robin Hood outfits (I’m not saying that helps matters, but still).

    “Captain, I protest! I am NOT a Merry…man” -Lt. Worf

  2. Continuing our theme of “Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.” ๐Ÿ™‚

  3. On that fateful day the crowd at the circus discovered that Jimmy Olsen is Jewish.

  4. He’s definitely light in his loafers on this one. Or maybe he’s just Scottish – a very strange clan, though.

  5. Wow. I didn’t know that one of Jimmy O’s vast array of superpowered personas included a cross dressing Cirque Du Soleil clown. He shoulda signed up for “Zumanity”.

  6. Aw, C’mon! What Real Manly-Man Superhero wouldn’t want a puke-green cape, a short skirt, and jackboots ๐Ÿ™‚ ?

  7. Nah, I agree with Jeff. Wasn’t intentional on Jimmy’s part.

    Personally, I suspect the costume’s the one in charge. Note, for example, that it looks like the cape is what’s really speaking. My guess is that Weirdness Magnet Jimmy got a little too close to the magician’s props, and then got sucker-punched by a living costume, which pulled itself onto him.

  8. Kind of “Black Spider-Man Costume” only more flamboyant and foppish, EnderX? An intriguing theory …

  9. @Jeff: Yes, it shall feed off of his stupidity….