Random Panel: A transformation we’d all rather not see


(From "Transformers" number 24, ©Marvel Comics. Hat tip to Chris' Invincible Super Blog.)

17 Responses to Random Panel: A transformation we’d all rather not see

  1. Avatar Hammerknight says:

    Like we never heard that before.

  2. Avatar John says:

    “Ethan Zachary” is code for “Megan Fox.”

  3. Avatar Joshua says:

    Optimus– sure, we’ve made strides in our acceptance of alternative sexualities, but you still practice the very love that dare not speak its name: robosexuality. I mean why can’t humans and synthetics share a meaningful bond that transcends limiting definitions like carbon-based and silicon based? How about “love based”? And while you are two different species, both humans and Cybertronians have much in common: both are bipedal (…well, Cybertronians are for the most part), and both are a sentient race. Yeah, I can see how there could be a mutual attraction. I mean, personally, I don’t transform and roll out that way, but hey– who am I to judge?

  4. Avatar Loki says:

    wow, I didn’t know they had sexual reproductive organs….and names for them.

  5. Avatar RSC5 says:

    @Loki: Transmut writers have created some incredibly colorful terms. Plugs, sparks, wire stroking…it’s all quite alarming.

  6. Avatar The Imp says:

    Wire stroking? WTF?

  7. Avatar RSC5 says:

    Yeah, like the wires are sensitive and there’s…transforming seams to, uhm…and I’m not going into it! Just trust that it’s a thing. (…Lubricants. Everywhere!)

  8. Avatar Xstacy says:

    I dunno about everybody else, but I’m just a little alarmed that you’re so knowledgeable about erotic Transformers fan fiction, RSC5. I’m not gonna judge or anything, but…I’m not letting you near my car, either.

  9. Avatar RSC5 says:

    A few of my more heavy into the fandom friends had an indepth discussion on the subject once. There were *unpleasant* examples brought forth. And I do love Starscream, but I just don’t understand the whole appeal of the “clang clang clang” as they say.

  10. Avatar Worf says:

    HOLY FRAK! This is the funniest discussion here in a long time…

    @RSC5: Next, you’re going to tell us your friends are building an Optimus replica just to….oh let’s not go into that…..

    BTW, just like everyone else, I’m not judging in any way….but still……

  11. Avatar Jeff Hebert says:

    I have now officially Seen It All. Thank you RSC5.

  12. Avatar Loki says:

    @everyone: Guys, are you disturbed as I am?

  13. Avatar Jimmy says:

    It’s like kiss players only worse.

  14. Avatar RSC5 says:

    @Jimmy: There is nothing worse than Kiss Players, dude.

  15. Avatar PCFDPGrey says:

    Mastering his joystick as a fisherman masters bait.

  16. Avatar The Imp says:

    I like the wire coming out of his head. What exactly is that… connected to? Never mind, don’t wanna know.

  17. Avatar ThatStrangeGirl says:

    Anyone else notice the emphasis on “MY”? I guess Optimus doesn’t want Ethan Zachery touching anyone else’s joystick.