Random Panel: A transformation we’d all rather not see
(From “Transformers” number 24, ©Marvel Comics. Hat tip to Chris’ Invincible Super Blog.)
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July 11th, 2009 at 7:57 am
Like we never heard that before.
July 11th, 2009 at 8:18 am
“Ethan Zachary” is code for “Megan Fox.”
July 11th, 2009 at 8:22 am
Optimus– sure, we’ve made strides in our acceptance of alternative sexualities, but you still practice the very love that dare not speak its name: robosexuality. I mean why can’t humans and synthetics share a meaningful bond that transcends limiting definitions like carbon-based and silicon based? How about “love based”? And while you are two different species, both humans and Cybertronians have much in common: both are bipedal (…well, Cybertronians are for the most part), and both are a sentient race. Yeah, I can see how there could be a mutual attraction. I mean, personally, I don’t transform and roll out that way, but hey– who am I to judge?
July 11th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
wow, I didn’t know they had sexual reproductive organs….and names for them.
July 11th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
@Loki: Transmut writers have created some incredibly colorful terms. Plugs, sparks, wire stroking…it’s all quite alarming.
July 11th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Wire stroking? WTF?
July 11th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Yeah, like the wires are sensitive and there’s…transforming seams to, uhm…and I’m not going into it! Just trust that it’s a thing. (…Lubricants. Everywhere!)
July 11th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
I dunno about everybody else, but I’m just a little alarmed that you’re so knowledgeable about erotic Transformers fan fiction, RSC5. I’m not gonna judge or anything, but…I’m not letting you near my car, either.
July 12th, 2009 at 1:17 am
A few of my more heavy into the fandom friends had an indepth discussion on the subject once. There were *unpleasant* examples brought forth. And I do love Starscream, but I just don’t understand the whole appeal of the “clang clang clang” as they say.
July 12th, 2009 at 5:18 am
HOLY FRAK! This is the funniest discussion here in a long time…
@RSC5: Next, you’re going to tell us your friends are building an Optimus replica just to….oh let’s not go into that…..
BTW, just like everyone else, I’m not judging in any way….but still……
July 12th, 2009 at 8:06 am
I have now officially Seen It All. Thank you RSC5.
July 12th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
@everyone: Guys, are you disturbed as I am?
July 12th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
It’s like kiss players only worse.
July 12th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
@Jimmy: There is nothing worse than Kiss Players, dude.
July 13th, 2009 at 11:04 am
Mastering his joystick as a fisherman masters bait.
July 13th, 2009 at 11:28 am
I like the wire coming out of his head. What exactly is that… connected to? Never mind, don’t wanna know.
November 6th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Anyone else notice the emphasis on “MY”? I guess Optimus doesn’t want Ethan Zachery touching anyone else’s joystick.