Monthly Archives: October 2008

Random Panel: Wouldn't we all?

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Aaaaaand we're back

Massive apologies to everyone for the Epic Fail over the last three days of the site. Suffice it to say, everything's working now, with one small change -- you once again can only vote on each poll once. I think that's basically what was hosing the site, combined with the massive failure of the MySQL servers from my host. The latter issue either contributed to, caused, or hid the previous one, otherwise I'd have had it all back up much sooner.

Thanks to Ryan C. at DreamHost.com for finally calling me and hipping me to what the problem was. Hopefully we can get back to normal around here now.

Random Panel: On being REALLY excited to fire someone

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Random Panel: Employee gripes around the holy-water cooler

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Catwoman=Furry?

Random thought: Is Catwoman essentially a Furry stand-in, and is that why she's so popular?

Negative corollary: If this were true, Tigra would be more popular, and she's not.

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(Image ©2007, Marvel Entertainment Group, Inc.)

Positive corollary: Catwoman is teh hawtness:

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(With apologies to Neal Adams; to make up for my theft of the image go over to his site and buy it!)

furrywoman.jpgFurther discussion: Furries have become the designated punching-bags of the geek community. It reminds me of a story a Ph.D. friend of mine told about researching her dissertation. She was interviewing some Star Trek fans, and she asked them, "Do you think you're geeks?" They said, "Well, yes, but we're not as bad as those guys over there, who know every line from every show." So she went over to those guys and asked them the same question, to which they also responded "Well, yes, but we're not as bad as those guys over there, who go to conventions." She then asked the convention-goers, who pointed to the people who dress up at conventions, who in turn pointed to ... you get the idea.

The point is that people instinctively look for someone lower on the social ladder to make themselves feel more normal. Those of us in the geek culture (and I certainly include myself in that group) have at least some stigma on us, so we dump on people who are even geekier. But look, being different is part of what's good about being a geek. That reflexive denigration, in my opinion, weakens one of the core pillars that make geekiness attractive, that sense of inclusion and tolerance for -- even celebration of! -- weirdness and difference.

People make fun of Furries, while at the same time gobbling up Catwoman merchandise like no one's business. And if you think Playboy Bunnies have rabbit ears and a cotton tail by accident, you've got another think coming. And that was thought up by Hugh Freakin' Heffner, the King of Cool!

So get out there and hug a girl in a cat costume today, you'll make the world a better place.

Random Panel: How not to visit Graceland

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Maybe Black Shoulder Wings would be a better name

I've always liked Yellowjacket's costume, but one part of it in particular has always driven me nuts:

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Try to ignore the Flying Squat he's got going on in the illustration and focus on those shoulder pads. Er, wings. Imagine how this would work in real life. You've got gigantic black blinders on either side of your noggin, meaning you can only see what's directly ahead of you. Maybe that's why he's always teaming up with the android Avenger, Peripheral Vision.

So just from an optical physics point of view, this costume doesn't make much sense. But then I'm asked to believe that he uses these vision-blocking shoulder flaps to fly.

Wha-hunh?!

Look, I'm no ornithologist, but I'm pretty sure that you ain't gettin' off the ground by wrapping wings around your shoulders. Maybe Henry Pym should check with his wife Janet for proper flight-appendage placement, because my bet is that he built this costume while in one of his trademark drunken stupors.

Mini wireframe

Here's a screen grab of the interface I am proposing for the upcoming "Modern Warrior" style HeroMachine Mini:

More explanation after the jump.

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Random Panel: "Bionic Jellyfish Submarines" would be a great band name

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