Bugs Bunny super heroes

I am pretty sure I saw something like this in a Bugs Bunny / Daffy Duck cartoon:

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Apparently, though, this guy is "Chondu the Mystic", whose origin seems as mashed-up as his body. He's "The Mystic" because he dabbled in the arcane, but science transplanted his brain into one of the Defenders. Later of course (of course!) magic once again stepped in to re-transplant his brain into the body of a fawn (Dr. Strange is a right cold bastard sometimes), and it was only later that his former friends re-re-transplanted his brain into the current monster form. Whether that last was through science or magic is unclear, which is saying something given the insanity that has already been described.

In the high-falutin' world of art criticism (and stop me if this language gets too technical for you), this character design is what we would call "Bad". Generally you want to keep it simple, pick a theme and stick with it, but sometimes when you're on deadline and you're riding the Heroin Horse, you get a result like this.

More likely, someone created a "Comic Book Affirmative Action Committee" and they were given the task of putting together a character who could stand for the traditionally underrepresented parts of the animal kingdom. Thus:

  • Equines: Unicorn horn, check.
  • Reptiles: Snake tongue, check.
  • Bowels of Hell: Demon wings, check.
  • Avians: Eagle legs, check.
  • Sea Life: Lamprey arms, multiple, check check check check check check check check. (Seriously, lampreys for arms?!)

I'm fairly disappointed that they kept humans as the Mammalian representative here; surely the powerful Bacterial Lobby could have done more to make their case.

(Image and character © Marvel Comics.)

Random Panel: Get me some jaggedy lines, STAT!

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Caption Contest 13: Naked Guy edition

Come up with the most creative caption for this captured comic and win your very own custom black and white illustration by a professional artist of whatever you like (within reason)!

From Doctor Strange, Number 14

As always, the rules are 1) keep it suitable for a broadcast sitcom, 2) a limit of three entries per person, and 3) leave your entry in the comments to this post.

A sample entry might be:

panel1: So this is how you like your wall art, eh?
panel2: Yes, well hung.

Good luck everyone!

Caption Contest 12 Winner!

And the winner of Caption Contest 12 is ... xStacy! I always love a good famous-artist reference, and this one made me literally laugh out loud. Well done! Here's the revised panel:

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Many thanks to everyone who entered, and best of luck next time.

Random Panel: Presidential campaign strategy session footage

Note how careful I am not to say which campaign this is. Me so smart!

Monday Mashup: The perils of super-hero retirees

Have you ever wondered what super-heroes do when they retire? In this week's edition of the Monday Mashup -- where I attempt to create a coherent story using one and only one panel from each of ten randomly selected comic books -- we seek to answer that question.
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Hero making rundown

Frequent commenter Niall Mor has a good post up at his blog comparing three of the more popular character portrait creators that's well worth checking out. He has links to all three and sample images as well, so head on over and take a look when you get the chance.

Random Panel: Reactions to my asking someone for a date

They usually have better haircuts, though …

Random Panel: What indeed, Alfred. What indeed.

It’s coming to a place where race-car red and yellow “Iron Man” outgrosses you, that’s what.

Random Panel: Please God tell me that's just a mace …

Could that skirt GET any shorter?