Caption Contest 13: Naked Guy edition

Come up with the most creative caption for this captured comic and win your very own custom black and white illustration by a professional artist of whatever you like (within reason)!

From Doctor Strange, Number 14

As always, the rules are 1) keep it suitable for a broadcast sitcom, 2) a limit of three entries per person, and 3) leave your entry in the comments to this post.

A sample entry might be:

panel1: So this is how you like your wall art, eh?
panel2: Yes, well hung.

Good luck everyone!