Okay, so I am using a Chromebook, which doesn’t use Mac or Windows.
Oof. So the deal is that by default a chromebook can't run .exe (windows) or .tar.gz (linux) files. You can set up your chromebook to run .tar.gz files but it looks kind of technical and I just don't really know that much about chromeOS, so all this is my best guess:
1: follow the steps here to enable linux compatibility mode
2: download the linux x64 version of the Flash Player projector content debugger from my original comment
3: follow the steps here to turn that file into an application that chromeOS can read
then continue from step 3 of my last comment.
Good luck, feel free to ask questions
Okay, so I am using a Chromebook, which doesn't use Mac or Windows.
How'd you do that? I thought stable diffusion was strictly text-to-art
YEA THAT IS WHAT IS IN THE ARTICLE i POSTED A LINK TO
No, I filtered out the jargon and rewrote the important parts step by step from beginning to end, because blue indicated that he didn't understand the article you were linking to.
YEA THAT IS WHAT IS IN THE ARTICLE i POSTED A LINK TO
Step 3: find "flashplayer_32_sa_debug" in your downloads folder and run it. It should open a blank window titled "Adobe Flash Player 32"
Step 4: File->Open to bring up a new window with a text field in it
Step 5: Paste http://www.heromachine.com/hm3/heromachine3.swf into the text field and click Ok. This should bring up Heromachine 3.
You should then move "flashplayer_32_sa_debug" from your downloads to somewhere you won't lose or delete it by accident.
After you run it the first time instead of steps 3/4 you should be able to run HM3 by just clicking: File-> http://www.heromachine.com/hm3/heromachine3.swf
"So…has anyone figured out a way to use HM without needing an IT degree?"
Well, I only have MOST of an IT degree, so until then I might be able to help out.
Step 1: Go here first, then scroll down until you find the circled link. It's pretty much at the very beginning, just under the dragon picture:

Step 2: Follow that link, then download the Flash Player projector content debugger for whatever platform (windows, linux, mac) you're using.
(I would have liked to link directly to the download page but HM forum wouldn't let me)
CDC #531
The otherworldly Demon Chernobog continually attempts to invade this realm of existence from his Fey imposed prison dimension. Every now and then he finds a way to seep some of his awesome power into this realm and create an avatar. He uses these avatars on earth to assist him in bringing forth his actual evil entity to take over the entire planet and consume human souls. The avatar is always searching for an unknown ancient artifact to increase its power and link to Chernobog. The current avatar took the body of a London stage actor as its host. This event caused quite an uproar during the stage presentation of Mac Beth. The Chernobog avatar fought off a host of meta heroes including the entire British team The Fyrd and then fled the area. Each avatar wields tremendous dark magic powers in addition to being strong and tough. Each human host smells of decay and rotting food due to the nature of their current existence.