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Herr DParticipantSome people have noticed his fake accent is from Alabama. Most people have laughed at him and been k.o.-ed. Strange thing is, he’s only really harmed criminals. He’s cut out their livers while they’re still conscious and explained he’s making a special pate for a certain retired politician . . . . there is an investigation pending.
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The seventh person he threatened to mug asked him about the spikes sticking out of his mask. He explained that “no palm ash will make ME go away” before fleeing.
*pop-Nawlins . . . Winnah!
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“Sentry Mistake”
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Herr DParticipantUrf. Sorry guys. A day late. RP! Pick 3. A fez shape does make a decent loincloth. Did you catch what the shapes were from? If you answer correctly before anyone else, you may pick an extra item for a bonus difficulty. I’ll work it in whether anyone else does or not.
Herr DParticipantOh, no, I meant YOU pick the group. Like Hamlet references. Wonderland references. All without showing but one character. How many non-canned animals can you hide in underbrush? Hide the geometric figure (follow-up pic where they’re highlighted.) An example that WOULDN’T work would be from the movie “Epic.” Where the sacred scrolls’ would be labeled referencing certain Leafmen or Humans.
Herr DParticipantVery unique. I liked the Spinter picture the best.
Agreed. That one Companion is great for the facial overlay. Has a vibe of the opening scenes of “The Professional” with Portman and ‘Rene.’ Celestial Warrior looks almost like you combined hm2 and hm3.
Oh, and welcome.
Herr DParticipantYikes. Why were you away so long? There are custom poses available on here when you are ready to import the text. I usually wind up building mine out of heads when the templates don’t have what I need. Keep it up, man.
Herr DParticipantWow. I just came to look again at “I’m Ready,” and I found the contest already won. (Just as well, I’d have found things you didn’t intend.)
You know, tribute pieces would make an interesting contest for the blog. You wouldn’t have to choose hm artists. You could have us play ‘hide the so-and-so’ with any non-copyrighted group of just about anything. I must say, I’m liking the challenge aspect of these contests a bit more than I expected.
Herr DParticipant“The Night Tessla Discovered Razor Wire” Tessla, the Magnanimous Magnetic Man, had an incident of, as the press put it, “environmental interference with his heroics.” Thanks to the Rapid Response Team and the efforts of Dr. Stephanie Coxcomb, he is expected to make a full recovery. The good news is, they didn’t need the MRI machine to image him. He did that for them for free and paid for his medical bills in kind by imaging twenty other patients. Why twenty? The legal department had to draw up several special forms . . .
*Pre-pair2Pose–Winnah!
(Just in case anyone’s wondering, Tessla’s pose is one that everyone winds up in when they try to fit in human form for the first time. Dr. Coxcomb may have scoliosis and a deformed arm, but I couldn’t find good source material and don’t do surgery ‘that often’ myself. That is to say, I ran out of time trying to make her look right. Also, a recent sociological poll online revealed that more medical students have received spinal tats in the past two years than have in the past three decades.)
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Comics are nearly mandatory to actually COMPLETE once in a while.
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Herr DParticipantBeen workin’ like a dog. Chewed the paperwork to bits. Now, to the REAL purpose of existence–creation!
This trio, which it is your mission to misuse, abuse, chartreuse–well, you know what I mean–is called the ‘DW’ item trio. Judged between 2 and 5 pm 2/25/16.
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Herr DParticipantYowza! I thought Keric had won and forgot to check. –I’ll post 3 Monday midaft. when I’m off work. Thanks, guys!
Herr DParticipant“Mr. Hassan? Yes, this is Judy from the clerk’s desk. We spoke earlier about your St. Bernard’s stolen collar? It WAS ‘Gustave,’ wasn’t it? Yes. . . . I have good news! An exotic lizard brought it in with a note on the back of the collar. The note said that the lizard’s owner found it and wants one for his lizard. –What? No. The man didn’t come in. He must be a great animal trainer even though he can’t spell. I accepted the collar on your behalf, so you can pick it up later. It’ll be right here at the desk!
No–I’ve never heard of a trained lizard either. But I don’t know anything about exotic species. I sent him back out to wherever his owner was parked with a note directing him to apply to the proper authority. They’re in the downtown location, you know. Have a nice day!”
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*The bracket made a great head, two sheaths made most of Gustave’s leash, and about thirty spoons are worked into the lizard’s crest.
Herr DParticipant“Mr. Hassan? Yes, this is Judy from the clerk’s desk. We spoke earlier about your St. Bernard’s stolen collar? It WAS ‘Gustave,’ wasn’t it? Yes. . . . I have good news! An exotic lizard brought it in with a note on the back of the collar. The note said that the lizard’s owner found it and wants one for his lizard. –What? No. The man didn’t come in. He must be a great animal trainer even though he can’t spell. I accepted the collar on your behalf, so you can pick it up later. It’ll be right here at the desk!
No–I’ve never heard of a trained lizard either. But I don’t know anything about exotic species. I sent him back out to wherever his owner was parked with a note directing him to apply to the proper authority. They’re in the downtown location, you know. Have a nice day!”
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“We found it in The White Rock Canyon Maze. No supplies or tracks. I scratched a crude map back to the road where we found it, just in case it was a marker. Left my initials. Let them come and claim it. I’ll give them a season. Doubt they’ll make it. This map wouldn’t have told them about the OTHER dangers out here . . . Probably already dead.
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Herr DParticipantRP! As sole entrant, pick 3 and declare judging time–approximately one week for submissions.
Herr DParticipantThough I wish I had more time for this piece too, I’ve got to call it quits.
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Colonists ran into a surprise when they went to drill for water on a certain planet. The surface just wouldn’t remain stable enough to drill, except where the indigenous life walked. It turned out that, like many aboriginal species, the local quadrupeds had developed a good instinct and sensory awareness of their surroundings. Since the one species, dubbed “Giant Spike Sloths,” tended to crush the well equipment with their massive paws, they made a quick study and revamped their strategy. Now the colonists drill the flanks of the male quadrupeds to get their water, process it, and fly it to central living quarters on the females. Shown here is Water Reclamation Station E34 in two shots: a bubble lens on approach from a water flyer and a panoramic view of GSS-E34. The computer program that levels the tension grid holding up the station and their tenants is actually quite simple. Each step of GSS-E34 takes about six hours.
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Inspired by the Bloch masterpiece, “Men Are Different.”
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Herr DParticipantAs sole entrant, I declare these 3 for next judging 1/26, by 8pm. Contest closes at noon, EST.
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