Caption Contest #90 Results

So, last week I asked you guys to come up with the best possible replacement dialogue for this here panel:

And as such, here are our top 5 entries:

Drinkfluid:

Deadpool: We’re almost at the top!

Spidey: Uh, Deadpool, why are you clinging to me like that?

Deadpool: Oh, you’ll see~

Rekulhs Nathe:

Deadpool: Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can…

Spider-Man: Will you please stop singing that stupid song!!!

Deadpool: But it’s so nostalgic

The Atomic Punk:

Deadpool: Why can’t we go through the front door?

Spider-Man: Just keep it down.

Deadpool: AUNT MAY! ARE YOU HOME RIGHT NOW?!?

DiCicatriz:

Deadpool: You’re sure you can sneak me into the MCU?

Spider-Man: We’ll hide you in the background of the next Avengers movie.

Deadpool: Yay! I want to meet Benedict Cumberbatch!

KJR1998:

Deadpool: Guess how many chimichangas are in my stomach right now?

Spidey: I dunno 100.

Deadpool: WRONG! Zero, they’re all coming out of my ass right now.

However, we can only have one winner and that person is… (Pause for suspense)

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Power Rangers Spoiler Free Review

Time to buckle in and everyone make sure you have your nostalgia goggles on, because today we’re talking about Power Rangers! Okay, we’re talking about the new Power Rangers film that just hit theaters this weekend. Is it good? Is it bad? Will by childhood be forever ruined by this abomination of a film? That’s what we’re here to tackle today! So read on! As usual, this will be absolutely spoiler-free so you can read without fear. Let’s get started.

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Character Design Challenge #315 – Lucha Libre!

Your Character Design Challenge this week is to design a one of a kind Luchador.

There is no limit on number of entries this week. Please follow the instructions below for naming your files.

Rules for posts, contests, and challenges: Original characters only, no copyrighted characters, no characters based on copyrighted characters, no characters based on RPG’s or other games. The characters must be your own design and not based on any character that might be copyrighted in any way. I have the right to delete any post that I believe crosses this line without warning. Only post characters that have been created solely using Hero Machine, and that you know for certain have never been entered in a contest before. If you aren’t certain, don’t enter it, because I’m not going to go back through all of the contests and check.

All entries must be in JPG or PNG form (BMPs are too big), posted to a publicly accessible website (like the HeroMachine :,ImageShackPhotoBucket, or whatever);

  • Entries must be made as a comment or comments to this post, containing a link directly to the image and the character name;
  • Please name your filesas [your name]-[character name].[file extension] before you upload it. So DiCicatriz, for instance, would save his “Bayou Belle” character image as DiCicatriz-BayouBelle.png.

Please make the link go directly to the image (like this) and not to a hosting jump page (like this).

This contest will close on Sunday, April 2nd at 9:00am Eastern

Character Design Challenge #314 – Spring Awakening – Result!

 

This week’s winner is Meniukas. The character is creative and unexpected, and the use of colour and shading are really great!

Join me in congratulating Meniukas on a well deserved win. Well done you!

 

What Were They Thinking?: Worst Western

Time travel is a tricky thing. For a start you have to avoid changing history and breaking the laws of causalit,y both of which are not things you exactly want to do as they usually result in your potential erasure from existance (see Back To The Future) or an almighty space-time paradox (see Doctor Who). However, there is another danger that is often overlooked when it comes to going for a quick jaunt back in time, which is that you have a high chance of being killed by the locals. When considering where to travel in time to, your best bet is to consult a history book as if it were a weather forcast. “Ok, 1918. The year starts of with some rather heavy war, but that is expected to die down towards the end of the year and in its place there will be a strong front of Spanish Flu. Throughout the year there may be some smatterings of institutionalised racism and sexism along with some sufferage showers. Time travellers are advised to take an umbrella.”

So, what happens when superheros from, say, the 1980’s get transported back in time to both the Wild West and Ancient Eygpt without having time to consult their handy History Forecast. Well, this is What Were They Thinking, the place where we look at the stupidest, most ill-advised things in comic book history, so what do you think happened?

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Caption Contest #90

Ok guys, time for another caption contest, sorry this wasn’t up yesterday, got kinda sidetracked with other things. Anyway, this week you have to replace all of the dialogue for this panel:

Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (March 29th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13.

Character Design Challenge #314 – Spring Awakening

To commemorate the first day of spring, your Character Design Challenge this week is to design a mythical being that personifies the spirit of spring. Could be a sprite, faerie, or elf or perhaps an orc or troll is more your style. Please keep a text version of your character as we may revisit it later.

Save the text string of your character to a file using the “Save as Text” option in HM3 and pasting the results into Notepad or Text Edit or Word or an email or whatever you like.

You must include examples of masking, highlighting and shading. In addition there should be no background included…just the character.

There is no limit on number of entries this week. Please follow the instructions below for naming your files.

Rules for posts, contests, and challenges: Original characters only, no copyrighted characters, no characters based on copyrighted characters, no characters based on RPG’s or other games. The characters must be your own design and not based on any character that might be copyrighted in any way. I have the right to delete any post that I believe crosses this line without warning. Only post characters that have been created solely using Hero Machine, and that you know for certain have never been entered in a contest before. If you aren’t certain, don’t enter it, because I’m not going to go back through all of the contests and check.

All entries must be in JPG or PNG form (BMPs are too big), posted to a publicly accessible website (like the HeroMachine :,ImageShackPhotoBucket, or whatever);

  • Entries must be made as a comment or comments to this post, containing a link directly to the image and the character name;
  • Please name your filesas [your name]-[character name].[file extension] before you upload it. So DiCicatriz, for instance, would save his “Bayou Belle” character image as DiCicatriz-BayouBelle.png.

Please make the link go directly to the image (like this) and not to a hosting jump page (like this).

This contest will close on Sunday, March 26th at 9:00am Eastern.

Movie News Roundup

Sadly, no movie reviews this time around. I hope to change that for next week, but for now, let’s look at some of the news around the internets. There’s actually quite a lot to talk about; we’ve got superheroes, adaptations, rumors, anime, trailers and more! So let’s get to it!

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Character Design Challenge #313 – Hitting The Road – Results

Note to self…vehicular contests?…not so popular…

Not a lot of entries this week, but I have never been this conflicted between two contest entries before.

On one hand there is Kellkin’s car.

Creative use of items, nice colouring, solid, literal appoach to the brief.

And then there is SprocketSauce’s Colossus.

Also creative in item use and beautifully coloured, this is a less literal approach, but there is something very powerful in this image.

So after much thought the win goes to SprocketSauce, with a huge high five to Kellkin for these great examples of what HM3 can do.

What Are They Thinking?: DC Needs A Watchman

So, here on What Were They Thinking? (the place where we look at all of the stupidest, most ill-advised things in the history of comics) we don’t tend to look at current storylines (so storylines published with in the last year, currently being published or to be published soon), we mostly look at storylines from at least 5 years ago and, more often than not, earlier. However, there has been one occassion where we have looked at a more recent storyline, when we looked at Spider-Man’s Clone Conspiracy crossover. That was what Marvel were doing last year, but what about DC. They were doing Rebirth at the time, which was their way of fixing the dumpster fire that was the New 52. It’s not like they would do anything to ruin their legacy whilst trying to salvage it right? They’d never bring back classic characters from classic storylines that should be left well alone right?

Oh wait

Riiight… Ok.

Sorry, this weeks What Were They Thinking is going to be a bit shorter than usual. I urgently need to go out and buy a large whole tuna and a plane ticket to California.