(From “Lightning Comics” volume 2, number 2, 1941.)
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He’s snot-green and he’s named Lugi? Poor guy had not choice but to be evil.
That calls to mind–are there actually GOOD Lugis? Righteously vengeful, yes; but GOOD ones? I think of them more like they’re depicted in, say Mucinex commercials.
He can’t be that bad. He’s going to marry her after all. Kirk was considered a good guy and we all know what he did with the green chicks.
She doesn’t look like she’s unhappy with the situation. She’s carressing his fingers and wearing a sexy dress.
Jeff, is that her dress? Or, did he make her wear it?
That’s her standard Queen dress, yes. Luigi plotted against her when the Great White Hope foiled his plan, then urged the queen to exile the vile betrayer rather than kill him. Luigi paid his kindness back by allying with the Blue Dwarf enemy, invading his former homeland, and taking the Queen for his own. So she agreed to marry him to forestall further bloodshed.
Of course eventually the Blue Thong revives and rescues her and the kingdom again. They never say what happened to Donkey Kong.