Caption Contest #123

Ok guys, it's time for another caption contest. This week I want you to come up with the best replacement dialogue for this panel:

Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (Aug 1st) and All Entries Must Be PG-13

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14 Responses to Caption Contest #123

  1. Treasure Hunter says:

    Christian and Hugh got a little too close when shooting The Prestige…

  2. Nate Fancher says:

    “I’m the best I am at what I do …
    … and what I do is proctology.”

  3. Azukanwar says:

    2.”I am Vengeance. I am the Best at what I do. I am DARKCLAW!”
    3.”Ping? Spang? Vip? Snikt? Who is making all of these sounds? They are distracting me!”

  4. The Atomic Punk says:


  5. The Atomic Punk says:

    Those yellow vertical lines… clashing with the horizontal stripes on my pants!

    We’re printing menus… guess who’s on them?

  6. Strongest_Avenger says:

    1. “Who are these people banging on my front door? I’m closed today!”
    2. “My name is NOT Wolverine…I am greater than him in fact. I am DARKCLAW!”
    3. “For the tenth time…STOP stealing my cheese pizzas!”

  7. Rekulhs Nathe says:

    1. This is what happens… When I cosplay.
    2. That’s it!… No more sexy roleplay after 2 pm.
    3. I feel… STABYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

  8. Calvary_Red says:

    Hey, Vegito –

  9. MurrImAButterfly says:

    1) This is what happens when you don’t get me a Snickers, Dave!
    2) They’re more than good….they’re GREAT!
    3) I am darkness, I am vengeance….I am Wolverine and Batman’s love child!

  10. Passenger TX4 says:

    (1.) I hope your beds go flat, pigs!
    (2.) Do you pigs not watch the news? I CAN’T DIE, but you can!
    (3.) DarkClaw is what DarkClaw does. And what DarkClaw does, is slash you Pigs!

  11. Katmir says:

    1) Hyena..! Family Circus STAYS in the paper!

    2) What in the..? That’s not how Fruit Roll-ups are made!

    3) Amalgam Comics – Because rehashed reboots are redundant.

  12. sCOTT says:

    “You jerks!”

    “I just mopped!”

  13. Frankie says:

    “I’m Baterine! Wait. Baterina? Dammit!! Memo: Need new name.”

  14. Herr D says:

    1. I am NOT–gonna pay a LOT for this MUFFLER.
    2. dutdutdut–DUUUUHHHHHHHH!