Ok guys, it's time for another caption contest. This week I want you to come up with the best replacement dialogue for this panel:
Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (July 18th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13
Say…
My head is too big for my body and yours is too small. We should switch.
If you look at my crotch one more time so help me god!
Dis you just grab my ass?
Only YOU can prevent forrest fires
Ladies and Gentlemen! THIS man is responsible for hiring an artist that makes me look like I’ve got Anorexia!
1. Wait, I have a premonition that they’ll play “Dust in the Wind” when I die…
2. Stop! Collaborate and Listen.
3. Say, isn’t it great that no one recognizes voices in the Marvel Universe?
Hey, did ya know that this guy right here harasses teenagers for a living?
1) Hey! I’m supposed to be Spider-Man, not Stick Insect-Man!
2) Does this look like the face of unbiased reporting to you?
You… Me!
In the Cash Cab… NOW!
I dare you!
To tell me that the “New 52” was a successful reboot of the DC Universe.
1. (Triple J!) (Your cologne is why I wear a gas mask under my Spidey mask!)
2. (Sooo…!) (Tell me what you want – What you really, really want..?)
3. (YOU!) (Thank you for always boosting my social media scores, sir!)
Wait… I thought you were Commissioner Gordon.
RobM… Subtle Hint: Commissioner Gordon doesn’t work in the same City as the Daily Bugle… or even the same Universe! 😀
Wait.
Can I just… you got this boogie that’s driving me crazy
1)
No!
I will NOT do an ad for uncle ben’s rice.
2)
I…
AM GROOT!
3)
You…
Look UGLY without a pornstache.
That doesn’t invalidate the entry, any more than it would invalidate the one referencing New52!
1. NO! S-P-iiiiiiiiiiiii . . . !
2. You moron . . . If I was a BAD GUY, I’d have KILLED you for writing those LIES!
3. ONE! . . . IS THE LOOOONELIEST NUMBER THAT YOU’LL EVER DOOOOOOO!
3) Hey! Aren’t you James Gordon, Commissioner of the Gotham City Police Department?