Caption Contest #117

Ok guys, time for another caption contest. This week, I want you to come up with the best caption you possibly can for this still from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure:

Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (May 9th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13

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8 Responses to Caption Contest #117

  1. Herr D says:

    1. Say ‘hello’ to my not so little friend.
    2. Our hero tried desperately to kill the subtitles to little avail.
    3. And Yhi, the sole survivor of the Golden Snakes, prepared to use his weapon, which was cleverly disguised as a humanoid.

  2. Rekulhs Nathe says:

    1. Say hello to my little friend!
    2. I’m not compensating!
    3. Girl, suck on my Dio!

  3. Drinkfluid says:

    1: Rio Blast was always my favourite he-man character…
    2: Now THIS is a concealed weapon!

  4. Treasure Hunter says:

    Go ahead… tell me one more time to file my TPS report with a cover sheet.

  5. Tuldabar says:

    I bet you weren’t expecting THIS!!! ‘Draws back shirt hem’
    Audience: Oh God! PLEASE NO!!!!
    ‘Reveals gun’ AH HAH!!!!!
    Audience: Oh, phew. Okay.

  6. The Atomic Punk says:

    1. Those times when using hamon or a stand just isn’t enough.

    2. The infamous Macarena Massacre.

    3. German science is best science!

  7. Johnny B. says:

    1. No tickets to the gunshow required – it’s free!

    2. I suppose the reveal of my weapon would’ve been more surprising were it not for the long trail of ammunition behind me.

    3. Do you not realize the SCOPE of this badassery? I AIM to please…

  8. Funkmachine7 says:

    1: Work the core Kill the Polis!
    (Polis is scots slang for police)