Ok guys, time for another caption contest, where you have to come with the funniest replacement dialogue for a random comic panel of my choosing. This week you have to come up with the best replacement dialogue you possibly can for this panel:
Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (Sept 27th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13.
1.
Hipster Deadpool: OMG it’s that famous celebrity!
Deadpool: Is she naked?
Hipster Deadpool: Yeah!
Whoa, look at the melons on her?
On who?
The unconscious lady under a barrel of melons.
1. (StockingCap): Our plan’s failing again. (NoStockingCap): Batman again? (StockingCap): Nah. Wonder Woman.
2. (StockingCap): Our target’s watching t.v. again. (NoStockingCap): Celebrity news again? (StockingCap): Mexican cooking show. Chimichangas.
3. (StockingCap): He’s researching narcissistic megalomanic obsession on his laptop. (NoStockingCap): Doesn’t he have anything more interesting to do? (StockingCap): There’s a mention of us right next to the prez.
2.
Hipster Deadpool: Man these X-ray goggles are great.
Deadpool: You see the bad guys?
Hipster Deadpool: No, but I see Spider-Man
(1)
Beanie-pool: Nothing new. Wolvie’s just getting out of his suit.
Deadpool: That’s it?
Beanie-pool: And he’s eating a chimichanga.
(2)
Beanie-pool: Huh, guess Bats is gay after all.
Deadpool: Easiest twenty bucks in my life.
Beanie-pool: …or is that just an ugly woman?
(3) (2 with slight modifications)
Beanie-pool: Huh, guess Bats is gay after all.
Deadpool: Easiest twenty bucks in my life.
Beanie-pool: …or is that your mother?
Bob: It’s Martin Campbell!
Deadpool: Who?
Bob: He directed Green Lantern…
Bob: I got top billing!
Deadpool: For what?
Bob: “Deadpool 2!”
Bob: Siryn’s signal is in Morse Code.
Deadpool: Yeah?
Bob: “dot-dot-dash-dot dot-dot-dash.”
1)
I think you’d better come check this out…
What is it?
A crowd of Undertale fangirls think they found Mettaton!
2)
Oh good lord…
What now?
Furries.
3)
He’s watching YouTube again.
Cat videos?
No, Black MIDI Pokémon remixes.