Caption Contest #102

Ok guys, time for another caption contest, where you have to come with the funniest replacement dialogue for a random comic panel of my choosing. This week you have to come up with the best caption you possibly can for this panel:

Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (Sept 13th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13.

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12 Responses to Caption Contest #102

  1. Calvary_Red says:

    1. Behold pure chaos: THE NEW 52!

    2. Real villains don’t need gaudy gloves.

  2. Treasure Hunter says:

    1. Hey, Macarena!
    2. Outer Space… the new Off Broadway.
    3. CHOOOOOMM = A tasty way to sneeze.

  3. William Peterson says:

    Darkseid’s switch from Galactic Conqueror, to Pop Conductor caught many by surprise, at first…
    But his “Crisis Conga” caught on, and eventually outsold even the “Monster Mash”!

  4. gjc6664 says:

    1. And in my new movie series, all of your reputations will be destroyed (except Wonder Woman’s)!
    2. Witness the power of the Darkseid of the force!

  5. gjc6664 says:

    3. I AM JESUS!!!!!!
    (the arm pose reminds me a bit of Christ the Redeemer.)

  6. Madison says:

    1 – The power of Christ is in me!
    2 – When someone dives into a pool…
    3 – Come to the Darkseid, we have cookies.

  7. Herr D says:

    1. The Wonderland architect opened a brand new rabbit hole today, and the Red Queen’s immigration authority has a new problem: all the new people are CRAZY, ODDLY SHAPED, AND FIGHT TOO MUCH.
    2. The new guy, The Black Hole, showed off his power for the first time.
    3. The World-Eater said “Ack, ptui! Marvel and DC! Don’t you have anything BETTER?!”

  8. Rekulhs Nathe says:

    1. The world’s mightiest heroes… Taken out by a giant fart.
    2. Bless you.
    3. And so Darkseid finally got his hand on the death equation which turned out to be a giant fart.

  9. The Atomic Punk says:

    1. Because “chimichanga” was already taken.

    2. Much to the Caped Crusader’s lament, Darkseid called forth the spirit of William Dozier!

    3. Can you dig it?

  10. William Peterson says:

    Small quibble, Atomic Punk…
    Your third suggestion should be repeated 3 times, in an increasing number of Capital LETTERS! 😀

  11. The Atomic Punk says:

    William Peterson:
    Small quibble, Atomic Punk…
    Your third suggestion should be repeated 3 times, in an increasing number of Capital LETTERS!

    Thanks for the nod, Willy Pete. But picture a four panel layout. This would be the third panel. In the fourth, Luther shoots Darkseid.

    To anyone who hasn’t seen it, please watch the classic street gang movie The Warriors!