Ok guys, time for another caption contest, where you have to come with the funniest replacement dialogue for a random comic panel of my choosing. This week you have to come up with the best caption you possibly can for this panel:
Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (Sept 13th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13.
1. Behold pure chaos: THE NEW 52!
2. Real villains don’t need gaudy gloves.
Hey Kool-aid! OH YEAH!!!!
1. Hey, Macarena!
2. Outer Space… the new Off Broadway.
3. CHOOOOOMM = A tasty way to sneeze.
Darkseid’s switch from Galactic Conqueror, to Pop Conductor caught many by surprise, at first…
But his “Crisis Conga” caught on, and eventually outsold even the “Monster Mash”!
1. And in my new movie series, all of your reputations will be destroyed (except Wonder Woman’s)!
2. Witness the power of the Darkseid of the force!
3. I AM JESUS!!!!!!
(the arm pose reminds me a bit of Christ the Redeemer.)
1 – The power of Christ is in me!
2 – When someone dives into a pool…
3 – Come to the Darkseid, we have cookies.
1. The Wonderland architect opened a brand new rabbit hole today, and the Red Queen’s immigration authority has a new problem: all the new people are CRAZY, ODDLY SHAPED, AND FIGHT TOO MUCH.
2. The new guy, The Black Hole, showed off his power for the first time.
3. The World-Eater said “Ack, ptui! Marvel and DC! Don’t you have anything BETTER?!”
1. The world’s mightiest heroes… Taken out by a giant fart.
2. Bless you.
3. And so Darkseid finally got his hand on the death equation which turned out to be a giant fart.
1. Because “chimichanga” was already taken.
2. Much to the Caped Crusader’s lament, Darkseid called forth the spirit of William Dozier!
3. Can you dig it?
Small quibble, Atomic Punk…
Your third suggestion should be repeated 3 times, in an increasing number of Capital LETTERS! 😀
Thanks for the nod, Willy Pete. But picture a four panel layout. This would be the third panel. In the fourth, Luther shoots Darkseid.
To anyone who hasn’t seen it, please watch the classic street gang movie The Warriors!