Caption Contest #96

Ok guys, time for another caption contest, where you have to come with the funniest replacement dialogue for a random comic panel of my choosing. This week you have to replace the dialogue for this panel:

Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (June 21th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13.

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14 Responses to Caption Contest #96

  1. CantDraw says:

    1. Hey Stretch…stop dicking around! (PG-13? You be the judge)
    2. Hey Stretch…If you don’t move, I’m using that ax on whatever body part that is!
    3. 12:30am…I observe a strange fleshy thing coming out one door and going into a dark hole. (PG-13? You be the judge)

    Sorry, I couldn’t help myself. If this gets deleted, it was still worth it.

  2. Herr D says:

    1. …always on about that wedding–Sue? Are you decorating again?
    2. He said fore AND aft–HOW WOULD HE DO THAT?
    3. Look for anything unusual. –LIKE WHAT?!

  3. Rekulhs Nathe says:

    1. Reed! That better be you’re arm!
    2. Jesus Reed! Just go like the rest of us.
    3. Welp! Nothing out of the ordinary here.

  4. Treasure Hunter says:

    1. Mr. Fantastic: The world’s best photo-bomber!
    2. Did I forget to change the roll again?
    2. Mmm! Floating taffy in space!

  5. Drinkfluid says:

    Thing: Wait; when did my pool noodle get stuck in the wall?

  6. LoneWolf6155 says:

    Seriously Mr. Richards,

  7. Calvary_Red says:

    1. “That Reed. Always sticking his neck out for people.”

    2. “I may get used to being a walking rock, but I’ll never get used to that.”

    3. “Hey, guys I’m back! On second thought, I’m going for a walk…”

  8. LoneWolf6155 says:

    I don’t read Fantastic Four, so I don’t know how they address each other. You can use “Seriously Reed” instead if you like.

  9. DiCicatriz says:

    1) Dammit, Susan! If you and Reed are gonna do that in the house, at least make it invisible!

    2) I seen a planet blow up. I seen other dimensions. But this is too much. I quit.

    3) Alicia, I’m back early from the Negative Zo- REED?!

  10. ams says:

    Hey, Reed..
    The package says that if it lasts more than four hours you need to see a doctor….

  11. ams says:

    Please be a toe,
    Please be a toe,
    Please be a toe….

  12. Thor1066 says:

    Reed, Suzie, I’ll take matchstick and the kids to a movie so you can have the place to yourselves.

  13. bmoore4026 says:

    Ooooo, that better be an arm!

  14. J3loodT4lon says: