Caption Contest #78

Hey guys, JR here, trying out something today. Depending on the turn out for this, I might bring back the caption contest as a regular post, but obviously that's down to you guys.

So, what I require of you is the best and funniest replacement dialogue for the word bubbles of this picture.

Caption Contest 165

Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (14th Sept) and Must Be PG-13. Leave your replacement dialogue in the comments below.

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11 Responses to Caption Contest #78

  1. Herr D says:

    1. B: You went undercover as a DRYCLEANER! What’s your REAL name? DT: Dick Tracy; sorry, Bats!
    2. B: WHAT do you call THIS?! Otherguy: Fabulous! Ow!
    3. B: Can you see me now? Other Guy: Ow! yes . . .

  2. BurnedSmackdown says:

    1. Taste the rainbow!!!

    2. I’ve been eating my skittles!

    3. Even with rainbow colours. I’m. Still. Batman!

  3. Drinkfluid says:

    Batman: I am the CAMP KNIGHT!
    Blokeman: Oh no! It’s the sixties all over again!

  4. Nick Hentschel says:

    B: “THAT’S for Alfred: he’ll never be able to rinse these colors out!”
    Other Guy: “Try Oxy Clean.”

  5. Drummergirl4 says:

    B: This punch in the mouth is brought to you by Fruit Stripe gum!
    OG: It’ll only hurt for two minutes.

  6. The Atomic Punk says:

    Batman: The power of Roy G. Biv compels you!
    Man: I feel the light.

    Batman: Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma…
    Man: Just knock me out already!

    Batman: I said “dry clean only!”
    Man: No refunds!

  7. RobM says:

    Batman: Know where you’re headed for a 10-20 stretch?
    Thug: Prism?

    Batman: Tell me your boss’s name and I’ll stop.
    Thug: Roy G Biv

  8. RobM says:

    Sorry, Atomic; I didn’t see your Roy G Biv joke before I posted. Great minds…

  9. Frankie says:

    1. “Here I come to be so proud and gaaay!”
    “Oof! It’s Dainty Bat.”

  10. Frankie says:

    2. “I am the Fashion Police. Penalty for your garish wardrobe?…A punch to the kisser.”
    “Oy! Are you kidding me?”

  11. Frankie says:

    3. “Not only do I ‘come in like a rainbow’, but I’m as strong as one too.”
    “Hrff! You collide-a-dope!”