Welcome to yet another edition of our weekly caption contest here on Heromachine. Your challenge this week should you choose to accept it is to give me your best replacement dialogue for this image:
The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday January 13th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!
Spider:O..M..G is this Gold its Totes FABULOUS, must of cost you a lot, was it on sale?
Cat: yeah you could say that.
Spidey: Yes! I’ll marry you!
Black Cat: It’s a clue, not a proposal.
Spidey: For me?! You shouldn’t have!
Black Cat: It’s only a Fruit Loop.
spidey:Bbbut I got it out of kracker Jacks.!!
Black Cat:Then you wear it,! I’m not turning my nipple green.”IDIOT”
Spidey:HEY,! thats an awfully small prophylactic you have there.
Black Cat: Its spider size, Wear it, if you want to play with this pussycat….”IDIOT”
Spidey: One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all an…..
Black Cat: Yeah, yeah it’s a powerful ring, we get it.
1. S: MY PRESSHHUS! F: Only here, there’s no riddle.
2. S: Will it fit my finger–it looks big? F: That’s not what it goes around–MEOW!
3. S: Why didn’t you save any Cheerios for ME?! F: You can have the last one–I’ve licked off the milk . . .
2: S: wait is that the nose ring from the hippy that insulted me in school yesterday?
BC: Oh, then you won’t want the dead chick in my trunk.
3: S: I have to hand it to you cat. I really didn’t think you could hula Aunt May’s engagement ring.
BC: Well, hacking up hairballs is a great way to stay in shape!