Kaldath's Caption Contest #27

Since the results of the last caption contest was delayed a week, I decided to still go ahead and start the new one this week. SOOOO once again it is time for a new caption contest! This week I want you to come up with your best dialogue  for this image:

Batman 1

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 12 noon Eastern Time on Tuesday May 13th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

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31 Responses to Kaldath's Caption Contest #27

  1. Mr.Nobody says:

    – “You aren’t to attached to your arms are you?”

    – “I now do circumcisions.”

  2. RobM says:

    “Finally an excuse to use my ‘Bat’-tle Axe.”

    Someone had to say it, right?

  3. JR19759 says:

    1. Hello Mr Affleck, we need to talk.
    2. Arrow, you really need to change your choice of medieval weaponry. This is much better than a bow.
    3. Just when you thought I couldn’t get any more badass.

  4. Guy Diga says:

    1) “Thor got nothing on me!”

    2) “why? BECAUSE I’M BATMAN!”

  5. Someone Else says:

    Entry one:
    No, it’s just guns that I have a problem with. This? This is fine.

    Entry two:
    Drat. I left the oven on.

    Entry three:
    I’m Batman.

  6. Frankie says:

    “No, I never said that. I said, ‘I don’t SHOOT people.'”

  7. Mr.Nobody says:

    – “I dare you to put nipples on my suit again.”

  8. darkwing44 says:

    Much better than Batarangs

  9. Clunker says:

    “Start running Joker”


    “Now where’s that cockroach?”

  10. seyong says:

    Entry 1: THIS IS SPARTA!!!
    Entry 2:Stop looking at my Axe!!!
    Entry 3:Damian wanted a tree house Challenge Accepted.

  11. Frankie says:

    “Cuz, Axe-Bat is cooler than Brick-Bat.”

  12. Melissa Fletcher says:

    Disregard the army behind me, I am Batman and I have a battle ax–surrender now.

  13. Timedrop23 says:

    Can you believe it? Superman hit me so hard last week that I still look like this!

  14. Lord_Obsidious says:

    Hey, can someone fetch Superman please? I have a present for him.

    I am the Knight.

    Resistance would be… unadvised.

  15. SeventhSkull says:

    Behold, my Bad-Ass Bat-Axe!

  16. Flob says:

    1. This’ll stop your armpits smelling.
    2. Who unchecked the ‘multiples’ option? I’m supposed to be holding a Batarang!

  17. Herr D says:

    1. Don’t tell the elf.
    2. In a moment, I can make sure there are TWICE AS MANY OF YOU.
    3. The Joker has an Ent?

  18. Steve says:

    “Go ahead; axe me a question!”
    “What were you saying about my ears?!”
    “I didn’t know this partyy was Bring Your Own Booze! I thought it was B.Y.O.A.; Bring Your Own Axe!”

  19. mrgross says:

    “Don’t loose you’re HEAD joker.”

  20. Calvary_Red says:

    “Amazon weddings are weird.”

  21. WillyPete says:

    “Sorry, Wonder Woman, but word just came down from DC. Your movie project has been…
    AXED!” 😉

  22. skybandit says:

    1) When in Rome…or ancient Greece, or wherever…
    2) This new batarang won’t fit in my utility belt!
    3) You clowns better be gone when I turn around!

  23. KatmirStone says:

    1) “I won’t axe you twice.”
    2) “I use this to make the curves on my cape.”
    3) “See, Ares? Even Amazons willingly follow The Bat. I’m hanging this over my Bat-commode.”

  24. Blue Blazer says:

    “She actually said ‘let them eat cake?'”

  25. DreamMaker says:

    1) Batman – The part time job…

    “Hello, you called for stump removal.”

    2) “But I wanted a sandwich, and all the kitchen knives were dirty.”

    3) “Sorry I am late, I just finished trimming Superman’s toenails.”

  26. AGuyOnABuffalo says:

    1: “I need to stop partying with He-Man”

    2: “Lets see if the time machine works, they said… It will be fun, they said”

    3: “Now if you’ll excuse me, I have an axe to grind….. but seriously…. it needs sharpening”

  27. colbster2402 says:

    1) “Well I’m sorry for them.”

    2)”I hate you, you hate me, lets get together to kill Barney!”

    3)”It’s a beautiful day out don’t you think?”

  28. Viper says:

    “Let’s get medieval…”

    “Off with your head!”

    “You think Wonder Woman will like this for her birthdahy?”

  29. Double Barrel Menace says:

    Why get a batarang when i’m too bad-axe

  30. SongBird says:

    “Use this… on you? You’d wish you were so lucky. I could judo chop you and achieve the same results with much less of a cleanup.”

  31. John says:

    “OK Joker…if you axe me again if I get the joke. You’ll get the Bat end of my BATtle Axe.”