And the winner is ...
Heavy SciFi Infantry Boots!
The Goths couldn't stand against the discipline of this military juggernaut of war. So get ready to gear up when these hit the Machine!
I've already started this piece so expect a little something in your <appropriate holiday gift receptacle>.
They’ll be walking this way soon, won’t they? [motions squidling to hand over remote, pushes three buttons, watches brand-new digital landscape shift slightly, then watches lights on remote go out one at a time] Okay, the mines are off. Just don’t let them walk too far east– [points meaningfully at edge of picture] They can still fall off.
. . . oh, and nice work, guys!
Thanks dblade!