It is once again caption contest time and so I give you this weeks challenge. I want your best replacement dialog for the following image.
A word of caution, remember this is suppose to be a family friendly blog so keep it clean! Entries that cross the line will not only not win, but will be deleted. That being said you have the usually THREE (3) entry limit which need to be in by Tuesday September 3rd at 12 noon Eastern time. Good luck everyone.
I CAN SHOUT TOO MITTENS!
I used this cat for a typewriter last year!
“Scotland
Flower of Scotland
O Flower of Scotland,
When will we see
Your like again,
That fought and died for,
Your wee bit Hill and Glen,
And stood against him,
Proud Edward’s Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.
The Hills are bare now,
And Autumn leaves
lie thick and still,
O’er land that is lost now,
Which those so dearly held,
That stood against him,
Proud Edward’s Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.
Those days are past now,
And in the past
they must remain,
But we can still rise now,
And be the nation again,
That stood against him,
Proud Edward’s Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.
Flower of Scotland,
When will we see
your like again,
That fought and died for,
Your wee bit Hill and Glen,
And stood against him,
Proud Edward’s Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.”
It’s déjà vu all over again! (Yes, this panel was already featured in another Caption Contest) 😉
I said because not claws!
MAN! Out of tune already? Stupid piano!
“Quiet cat! Why is this keyboard cat thing so popular?!.”
“Wait! That’s not braille – those are fleas!!!”
“Aargh!! That pain! Take her away!!! She got her claws in my #!@?!&$!….”
1.How was I supposed to know it was yours?!
2. Did you hear that Fluffy? I think there’s someone in the house!
3. MEOW! MEOW! Geez, I said it OK!
(Off key) OOPS i Did iT AgAIn, I plaYed WitH YOUR FurR!
WHY DOESN’T THIS KEYBOARD WORK?!
(hopefully) G-rated version:
“Jeez Elektra! I think it’s time for you to shave…”
“First me, and now he’s playing Batman?” (Sorry, had to do it…)
Maybe I SHOULD shave my legs!
Maybe I SHOULD shave my legs!
This isn’t my piano!
Cat? CAT!
Soooo…. Wanna play like THAT!? NO MEOW MIX FOR A !@#$%^ MANTH!!!!!
OH MY GOD SHE’S PREGNANT?!