(From “Spotlight Comics” number 1, 1944.)
Google Sponsored Content
The Nerdmudgeon Podcast
Three middle-aged nerds (including yours truly!) review all of the MCU movies in chronological order. Short, funny, and full of good vibes, check it out and let us know what you think!
Nerdmudgeon.com-
Recent Blog Posts
- The HM3 Item Request List May 13, 2026
- HM3 Alpha (Transparency) Fixes May 13, 2026
- I did the mash, I did the MONSTER mash! 61 times. May 12, 2026
- More Monster Noses via Dblade May 11, 2026
- Call me pushy, because here are some new bustiers May 7, 2026
Archives
Categories
Useful Links
The Secret Lair


That is the strangest comic panel ever. I take jiu jitsu and I was never taught to kick someone’s leg/foot.
I’ve seen high kicks before, but what are these guys doing, auditioning for the Radio City Rockettes?
♪♫One . . . singular sensation♪♫
And kick, and one and two, and kick . . .
It never pays to kick yourself in the face.
It looks like a failed portrayal of a leg sweep and then a high kick–which makes no sense at all against one opponent. HEY, WAIT! I met a woman who was paid to kick herself in the face. She did it very gently. She was a contortionist. She was paid the money, rewarded with applause, and punished with requests for her phone number and several lewd comments. (Hey. I only salivated.)
“Sweep the leg, Johnny!”
and that was only the first lesson
seccond lesson, they cover the exploding heart technique
Yes! Back in the forties, MUCH Lost Ancient Knowledge was imparted to masked Western Adventurer types (both Good and Evil), then forgotten! Such was the Superiority of Western Ideals, that techniques that had taken thousands of years to develop could be imparted in but a Single Lesson!
Remember the famous words of Ed Gruberman, who phrased it thusly: “Yeah, yeah, Patience! How long will it take to learn that?About an hour?”;)