Caption Contest 125

I'm announcing a major change in the way contests work here on I will not be offering custom items, portraits, or sketches of the day as prizes for the foreseeable future.

Instead, each week I'll put together a list of "Personal Favorites" from all the submissions, and then I'll select one as "Jeff's Favorite". That person will be the "Featured Creator of the Week" in the sidebar.

I've got to stop adding items to the program for a while so I can focus on doing the Left-Right conversions and get to a stable beta, so I can start selling it for those who want to download it. That doesn't mean I won't ever add new items, I just need to put that on hold for a while so I can hit the next milestone.

Having said that, it's time for another new Caption Contest! Your challenge this week is to come up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel (which comes to us courtesy of the always awesome Glenn3's "Say What?" PhotoBucket site):

I'll pick out some as my personal favorites to highlight in a post next Monday, and then I'll choose one of those to bear the standard as the "Featured Creator of the Week" atop the right tool bar.

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

No limit to entries, but please, self-edit and only put up ones you genuinely think are good!