Worst. Origin. Ever.

(From "The Green Mask" number 10, 1944.)

25 Responses to Worst. Origin. Ever.

  1. gendonesia says:


  2. dblade says:

    So his ancestors evolved into fox-like creatures to infiltrate the fox population. Diabolical!

  3. Bael says:

    I… don’t think that’s how that works. I hope not, anyway.

  4. Gero says:

    Nope. That guy that can fly because he was raised by birds is still the champ of aweful origin stories…

  5. Mr.MikeK says:

    Likely the same guy who came up with Nightbird’s secret origin of “Gee, I found a costume.”

  6. Albannach says:

    His “ancesters”, eh?

  7. Lime says:

    “Hunters” here being a word that means “seducers.”

  8. Nick Hentschel says:

    “….and this is A Sniveling Little Rat-Faced Git…..”

  9. Trekkie says:

    He really doesn’t that much like a fox. Is he sure it was foxes his ‘ancesters’ were hunting?

  10. Nick Hentschel says:

    The whiskers suggest that they were preoccupied with another animal entirely…..

  11. Frankie says:

    Well, just call me Vegetable Head then.

    It could be worse. If I came from a long line of wood workers, I might be Chairface from the Tick.

  12. Reader Kate says:

    That’s called “phoning it in.”

  13. knight1192a says:

    Foxface? Looks more like Ratface to me.

  14. TheNate says:

    So if I spend much of my time hunting for bargains, what will my many-times-great-grandson’s face look like?

  15. Frankie says:

    @TheNate: Probably 20% off, or 1/2 price.

  16. Nick Hentschel says:

    TheNate (14) and Frankie (15): …Or he’ll look like one of those smiley-faces from WalMart…..

  17. As Valhallen said to Ratman: “Dude, your origin makes no sense.”

    *Dexter’s Lab*

  18. spidercow2010 says:

    This is what comes of committing ancest.

  19. Scorpidius says:

    It’s a good job his ancesters were not great gynecologists eh!

  20. dblade says:

    @The Atomic Punk (17): Justice Friends unite!

  21. Gero says:

    @Punk 17: Great, now I’m all sad and nostalgic…

  22. Nick Hentschel says:

    “How’s it goin’, Ferret-face?” – B.J. Hunnicutt to Frank Burns

    How’s THAT for nostalgia?

  23. Johnny Gear says:

    Wow, and I was just watching a M*A*S*H marathon yesterday. Of course it seems like those are always on.

  24. Nick Hentschel says:

    They HAD a marathon, in one episode…..

  25. TOOL says:

    I think his race was on an episode of Grim.