Caption Contest 106: Super-dickery

With hearty thanks once again to Glenn3's "Say What? Pictures" for the panel and for the title, your challenge this week is to come up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel:

This one's a challenge, as you have two other filled-in thought balloons to contend with. I imagine the thing to do is to populate the missing one with whatever it is he thinks he's so right about.

The best entry (as judged by yours truly) wins the author's choice of either any item they like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration (you pick the subject, I draw it however I like).

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

This week we have a cap of no more than five (5) entries per person, so make 'em your best!