Caption Contest 103: ATTACK!

With hearty thanks once again to Glenn3's "Say What? Pictures", your challenge this week is to come up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel:

The best entry (as judged by yours truly) wins the author's choice of either any item they like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration (you pick the subject, I draw it however I like).

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

This week we have a cap of no more than five (5) entries per person, so make 'em your best!

111 Responses to Caption Contest 103: ATTACK!

  1. Hammerknight says:

    “The humans are attacking, the humans are attacking.”
    “Most get off of this human island amusement park.”
    “Yoo Dino!”

  2. Hammerknight says:

    “Pesty humans”
    “Who’s your Gator?”

  3. Watson Bradshaw says:

    1. Evolve your way out of a body-bag mammals!

    2. The Creationists were right, and you’re all going to hell.

    3. Michael Bay’s Jurassic Park Rocks!

  4. dylon says:


  5. hero of wu says:

    “get to the chopper”

  6. Jordan_Xord says:

    1. Read my lips; I AM NOT EXTINCT!
    2. Here´s some lead and iron for your primitive mammal diet!
    3. Watch Out! Reptiles Strike Back!

  7. Jordan_Xord says:

    1. Read my lips; I AM NOT EXTINCT!
    2. Here´s some iron and lead for your primitive mammal diet!

  8. MScat says:

    “Say hello to my little arms!!”

  9. John says:


  10. Sutter_Kaine says:


  11. Sutter_Kaine says:

    2) Top o’ the food chain, ma!

  12. Sutter_Kaine says:

    3) I told you Primate Park was a bad idea!!!

  13. Sutter_Kaine says:

    4) When you meet God tell ‘im Dino sent you!!!

  14. Sutter_Kaine says:

    5) Kill ’em all, let Godzilla sort ’em out!

  15. skybandit says:

    1: Allah akbar!
    2: Get away from my eggs!
    3: Found this on Dinosaur Island in WWII!
    4: Take THAT, meteor!
    5: Is this the end of Dino?

  16. Mr.Chris says:

    “Needing thumbs my ass”
    “I’m a raptor with a machine gun, need I say more?”
    “Hey Darwin, you talkin to me?”

  17. EnderX says:

    I need backup! Call in the Dinomarines!

  18. Myro says:

    Not a quote, but Woot! It’s Doctor Dinosaur from Atomic Robo. 🙂

  19. TOOL says:

    Thank you Dr from Jurassic park movies for making me smart enough to open doors and shoot automatic rifles.

  20. Pandademic says:

    1. Do it! Bomb ’em forward to the Stone Age!
    2. Saura! Saura! Saura!

  21. Doornik1142 says:

    “This’ll teach you not to fuel your cars with our remains!”

  22. Reece says:

    I am a raptor with an AK, Your argument is invalid

    get your hands off me you dirty ape

  23. CrazyAJ says:

    1. Raptor Jesus is way better than Human Jesus!

    2. It’s the Veloci-Rapture!

    3. Screw you, Flintstones! Nobody rides me!

    4. Now that’s what I call a Terror-Saur!
    (As in, pterosaurs, but a crappy pun)

    5. Intelligent Design, my ass!!

  24. Hairwhip says:

    “Oh my Dino-God, it’s a Homosapien! How is that even possible!”

  25. Joel says:

    “You love me? Well I sure as hell don’t love you!”

    “Enough with all the chatta!”

    “Who you calling a dinosaur?!”

    “I learned this from playing HALO”


  26. Joel says:

    “Take THAT rock!”

  27. 1. “Never sneak up on me when my eyes are dialated!”

    2. “Vamo detona essa p*rra!” (Sepultura reference!)

    3. “Why the hairy face?”

    4. “Time to get Cretaceous on your …!”

    5. “Cold blood and hot lead, baby!”

  28. Joe says:

    1.Look Ma! No thumbs!
    2.Why am I holding a gun?
    3.DIE, HUMANS, DIE!!!
    4.Lets see G.I. Joe pull THIS one off!
    5.Who ya gonna call? MANBUSTERS!

  29. Chisoph says:


  30. ajw says:

    1.Im’ running low on teeth!

    2.I cant release the trigger!

    3.Uhyuhuhuhyuhuhuhyuhuhuh(imagine the little guy vibrating)

    4.Darwin was right!

    5.Hope you got dino insurance b****es!

  31. zombotron says:

    “I’ll save you Axe Cop!”

  32. Vampyrist says:

    “Now you see why they call me a Die-nosaur”

    “We’re back”

    “You humans are only superior in one aspect, dying”

    That last one was a Who reference, I just ahd to use it.

  33. Vampyrist says:

    Thought of another one.

    “I love you, you love me. We’re all one big family.”

  34. collex says:

    “Life always finds a way? Well, bullets too!!!”

    “For the last time, I’m not a raptor, I’m a DEINONYCHUS”

    “Sorry baby, not my fault if I’m cold blooded!”

    “Yep, I’m pretty fly for a fossile!”

    “Get away from my eggs, bitch!”

  35. Mr44 says:

    “I don’t need to digivolve to kill you”

  36. Joel says:

    sorry i didn’t notice the 5 entry cap.

  37. Alex says:


  38. Wulf says:

    “This here is eleven pounds of straight up, H-E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me Cupid!”

  39. Vekta-Stahl says:

    “Extinction my A$$”

  40. TOOL says:

    I’m not doing your dirty work anymore Mr. Flintstone, now you die!

  41. Jessica says:

    1. That’s right, b****es! Run! Run for your life!
    2. Say hello to my little friend!
    3. Extinct, my a**! I’m just evolving rapidly!
    4. I told you I like my meat WELL DONE!
    5. And here’s one to grow on!

  42. Calicade says:


  43. Xavierking5 says:

    First they make fire, then this! Those primates are setting up their DOOM!

  44. Loki says:

    “This is! so! AWESOME!”

  45. Loki says:


  46. Shinra says:

    1.”Are you kidding? YOU’RE NOT DRIVING THAT JEEP HERE!”

    2.”B**** please~! Mah Sh**’s custom~!”

  47. Ghostdog1521 says:

    “I survived the Rapture!”

  48. Joachim de Ravenbel says:

    1. Keep coming, keep coming!
    2. Great gift dad, but why must the targets move?

  49. Ghostdog1521 says:

    “All right monkeys you want a war, you got a war.”

  50. Tim K. says:

    “Who is the biggest predator on the island, now, T-Rex!?”

  51. von Bek says:

    I love the smell of palm trees in the morning
    I love it when a plan comes together!
    Barney – this is for all the other dinos
    Wa-hoo I love the SCA baby!
    Get that stinking Poké ball away from me

  52. Myro says:

    1. “This is what you hairless monkeys get for saying we evolved into BIRDS!”

  53. Rapthama says:

    1. We knew that the cake was a lie all along!
    2. The cake was a lie?
    3. I wanna play with your dead bodies.
    4. Big shiny bullets, away!
    5. Blargh!

  54. LeftyFPB says:

    H.R. Pufnstuf this up your ASS!

  55. Jack Zelger says:

    1. “Eat lead, Goldblum!!!”
    2. “I’ve had ENOUGH of these friggin’ time travelers!”

  56. Jack Zelger says:

    3. “I got yer chaos theory right here!”
    4. “It’s not ‘chow-dair’. It’s… CHATTA CHATTA CHATTA”

  57. weregarg says:

    “I’m coming Joseph Mazzello, you thought the Pacific would save your ass!!!”

  58. Jack Zelger says:

    5. “We’re back, you paleontologist bastards!”

  59. Moognation says:

    Dammit! I asked for a scatta gun, not a chatta gun!

  60. Rozenstal says:

    “Dinosaurs will die out! Ahaha! Dinosaurs will die out!”

  61. MartianBlue says:

    1.LeRooaaarrrr jeannkinnsss!
    2.This threat could whip out all dinosaurs on earth!
    3.You did me wrong, billy! That was my brand new Stetson hat. (Stagger Lee-Lloyd Price reference)
    4.They shot my hair! (Spaceballs reference)
    5.Fuzzy Wuzzy [WAS] a bear!

  62. MartianBlue says:

    I wan’t to replace my number 3

    3.Yabba-Dabba Do, bitch!

  63. Sean From Edwards says:

    1: Quit Calling Me YOSHI!!!
    2: This is for fossil fuels!!!
    3: I’m why the other dinosaurs went extint.

  64. Viknix says:

    Die you worthless humans.

    We had EVOLVE into Killing Human Machine a.k.a KHM


    DIE DIE DIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  65. StarMan2000 says:

    1) Look at my Twitter Gun.
    2)Are guns supposed to make this noise?
    3)I can shoot AND bite your F*****g head off!

  66. Patrick says:

    1. Guns don’t kill dinosaurs, giant meteorites do!

    2. Just like a mammal, bringing a spear to a gun fight!

    3. You can have my gun when my skeleton is onn display in some museum!

  67. Patrick says:

    4. HARRY POTTER! This is for breaking “Jurassic Park’s” opening day record, bitch!

  68. Matejko says:

    Say roar to my little friend!

  69. TheNate says:

    Welcome to Kick Yourassick Park!

  70. Fuzztone says:

    1) How’s THIS for Intelligent Design?

    2) Eat lead death, Sauropods!

    3) I’ll give you “stupid little arms”….

    4) Y’know, in a few million years this is gonna make some weird fossils…

    5) I can’t spell paleontology, but I can sure as hell shoot straight!

  71. X-stacy says:

    Of course I’m gonna shoot you in cold blood! I’m a REPTILE.

  72. jordan says:

    hope the covenant will hire me for this

  73. punkjay says:

    Who’s extinct NOW MOFO!!!

  74. punkjay says:

    Long arms are highly overrated!!

  75. Wierdrocks says:

    “So, THAT’S how you turn it on…”

  76. DefectReject says:

    “Suck it Laura Croft!”

  77. Bael says:

    We’re going to need another Timmy!

  78. X-stacy says:

    How you liking your dino-hunting safari NOW?

  79. GtaMythMaster43 says:

    1: “You’ll never deffeat me and my dinosaur minions BatMan!”
    2: “Raptor Jesus returns, with guns!!!”

  80. dmt2 says:


  81. @MartianBlue: Awesome Lloyd Price reference! I’m on a 1950s kick right now. So righteous.

    Loving these captions. How can you not go wrong with a dinosaur and a machine gun? Unless you’re on the other end of the barrel.

  82. Frevoli says:

    This is why they call me Tony Mon-Raptor

  83. Comix says:

    “I hope this will keep us from being extinct”

  84. Comix says:

    I hope this will keep us from being extinct

  85. Matejko says:

    Who am I? I’m Spielberg’s worst nightmare!

  86. Matejko says:

    My scientific name is Dukus Nukemus!

  87. Ben says:

    “I said stop chattering!”

  88. DeathStroke says:

    1. AHHHHHHHH……oh its just a fly.


    3. HAHAHAHAHAHA this seemed more fun in my mind….

  89. Me, Myself & I says:

    “Oh no you didn’t just call me Dino. No you didn’t!”

  90. Me, Myself & I says:

    “Oh no you didn’t just call me Barney. No you didn’t!”

  91. Max says:

    “My glasses! I can’t see without my glasses!”
    “What killed the dinosaurs? A raptor with a gun!”
    “I will eat your flesh with a fork of led!”
    “Get this big walking carpet out of my way”
    “Oh, no, it wasn’t the machine gun. It was Beauty killed the Beast”

  92. Danny Beaty says:

    Good luck everyone!

    1. I’m Chatta Kathy, want to play?

    2. Oh you chatta chatta bang bang, chatta chatta bang bang we love you!

    3. Enough Jurassic Park jokes already!

    4. That was my egg you ate!

    5. You kids get off my lawn!

  93. Connor S. says:

    GET TO THE CHOPPPAAAAAA! Oh wait, wrong movie.

  94. Xavierking5 says:

    Is that a Salmon I see?

  95. Twiggyseed says:

    “We learned more than just opening doors motherfu**ers!!!”

    “Too short for the Jurassic park ride!? I’m IN the god dang ride!!!”

  96. Matejko says:

    I didn’t order VEGETARIAN PIZZA!

  97. dblade says:

    “There’s two things I like to do. Chew raw meat and kick butt! And I’m all out of raw meat!”

  98. dmt2 says:


  99. MScat says:


  100. nakiato says:

    1) this machine gun Chatta’s as much as my teen ager.
    2) how this for chaos theory Jeff Goldblum
    3)meet my friend the viloci ratatator
    4) this is what happens when you go back in time and step on a butterfly

  101. Matejko says:

    Wow, shiny, RATATATATATA!

  102. iGeek says:

    “This is for making me look fat in Jurassic Park!”

  103. iGeek says:

    “This is for trying to put me in a pokeball!”

  104. my name is gir says:

    1. oh my god a muffin!i must shoot!
    2. poooew pooew pooew!i must say this when i shoot a gun!
    3. ha ha ha!theese humans have nothing on dinosaurs that are smart!ha ha ha!
    4. GIR!come to zim.
    5. geeze!this gun is way too much for my little arms!even thaugh my arms are pretty big for a raptor.

  105. dblade says:

    “Don’t mind me. Just in a killin mood is all.”

  106. dblade says:

    “That’s right, pansies! We evolved into the NRA!”

  107. dblade says:

    “I let my gun do all my talkin. And right now it’s a little chatterbox.”

  108. alphaalpharomeo says:

    1) Bet you were expecting me to say something witty before I killed you. Nope you get to die humerously

    2)Damn Vampire dinosaurs, wish my arms were long enough to just stake you

    3)I said I wanted my eggs over easy.

    4)Who’s the extinct one now.

    5) Die you dumb plumbers

  109. dblade says:

    “Tombstones! Meet the Tombstones!”

  110. jojo_n_friendz says:

    1.”What’s that horrible smell!?…Oh yea, EXTINCTION!!!
    2.”Hey Toronto…consider this my resignation!

  111. Jeff Hebert says:

    OK folks, this one’s closed and judged. Thanks for all the entries!