Are the sperm of the Flash also super fast? I mean, when the Flash ejaculates he could possibly shoot a woman full of holes, which would bring new meaning to the phrase “shooting off”.
Let’s see, 1958. Who was Flash talking to? Bit early for Pam Anderson. Dolly Parton was still a little girl back then.
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Wow I see someone caught Wonder Woman in the shower!
he just tried his trial dose of extenze.
Remember, if it last for more than 4 hours, you should see a doctor immediately!
Hmmm, that’s a lot of talking he’s doing. You’d think that “the fastest man alive”, wouldn’t take that long to get bigger.
is that the “elongating man” in the flash’s duds?
I didn’t realize ‘Showcase’ was a men’s magazine…
Are the sperm of the Flash also super fast? I mean, when the Flash ejaculates he could possibly shoot a woman full of holes, which would bring new meaning to the phrase “shooting off”.
…”The Flash stand in awe of the awsome growth of Viagra man as he beats down a group of villainesses with his explosive sticky powers.”
Ugh,.so much wrong. Any chance we’re getting a Power User profile today so the first thing I see when I come here isn’t Barry Allen being creepy?
just, just why!?
@ams:Let’s hope he doesn’t go to Doctor Fate with this one ,that would be awkward!
I guess this gives a whole new meaning to his nickname, “The Flash,” huh?
Let’s see, 1958. Who was Flash talking to? Bit early for Pam Anderson. Dolly Parton was still a little girl back then.