Caption Contest 96 Winners!

Thanks to everyone who entered Caption Contest 96! I picked out the ones I thought were the funniest to tickle your funnybone on this fine Monday morning, so here goes:

Jason: Never thought she would cheat on me ... and with a human female, ugh ...

Jester: OH MY GOD! Nancy! Weโ€™re out of sugar!

Loki: Damn! I was told it was a money tree! This Hot-Woman tree is useless!

Myro: I knew my vegan diet would come back to haunt me.

Sutter Kaine: In Russia, salad tosses us!

Sutter Kaine: Iโ€™m a talking exclamation point!

Tool: Man, shes got one angry bush!

I thought those were all very clever, but honestly two of them made me laugh out loud (my general criteria for a winner): Sutter Kaine's Russia one, and Tool's angry bush.

After thinking about it, I decided that Sutter Kaine's didn't quite "fit" the scene as well as Tool's, as it sounds more like a headline or narrator comment than what a person would say in that situation. So the winner of Caption Contest 96 is Tool!

Tool, let me know in comments or via the Contact Us link at the top of the right column what you'd like for your prize.

Thanks again to everyone who entered!

12 Responses to Caption Contest 96 Winners!

  1. Myro says:

    Congrats Tool.

    Was a little disappointed, not only that I didn’t win, but also, I thought my “This is the last time I grow my own weed in order to pick up women.” caption was funnier than my “vegan diet” one.

  2. Gargoyle323 says:

    Congrats Tool on the win!

  3. Congratulations, Tool.

    I was so close to a Yakov Smirnoff reference, but just knew…

  4. Tool says:

    I’d like to thank all my fans that were behind me to make this happen LOL, really though thats awesome! Yeah i have a dry sense of humor and wanted to go with something comical. Thanks for choosing mine. I saw alot of great ones too. So I have never won a contest before, whats my choices for prizes? What have others asked for or recieved in the past?

  5. Jeff Hebert says:

    Tool, you can choose either a) any item or b) any portrait to be included in the final HM3 release, or c) you can pick a subject for a “Sketch of the Day” drawing with the final version of the image to be at my discretion.

  6. Tool says:

    What items are there to choose from?

  7. Jeff Hebert says:

    Tool, it can be anything you want (within reason). If there’s something you’ve been wanting a character to have, but it’s not in the app yet, that works. Past winners have been picking things like new armor tops, weapons, helmets, masks, insignia, etc.

    If you can’t think of something you want, you can “donate” your prize and I’ll take the next item off the list of requests people submitted and voted on a few months back. The next ones on that list are:

    Tail with a taper
    Big long wild wizard beard
    Phantom of the Opera style half mask
    Robot Head
    Leather Zipper pants
    Modern bulletproof vest
    Nova’s helmet

  8. Tool says:

    Ive been thinking about several options for items but most I could most likely make with the items already here with a little resizing and layering and such but I was wondering if it would be possible to get a final fantasy style gun blade or gears of war type rifle with the chainsaw on the bottom? Just a massisve or sleak rifle with multi uses.

  9. Jeff Hebert says:

    Tool, that sounds fine. Can you post a link to an image of what you want? That would be really helpful. Google Images is a good place to start. I want to make sure we’re on the same page about what you’re looking for.

  10. Brad says:

    The awesome of weapons is soon to come ๐Ÿ˜€

  11. Tool says: