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The Nerdmudgeon Podcast
Three middle-aged nerds (including yours truly!) review all of the MCU movies in chronological order. Short, funny, and full of good vibes, check it out and let us know what you think!
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This would not go over very well today. Someone would be making a big deal of it.
He was doing really well… right up until that last speech balloon.
“I’m gonna respond to her gratitude with a needless sexist remark!”
Ah, Reed, ever the sensitive one, eh?
The sad thing is, for Richards, that -is- sensitive behavior.
Wait? What? This isn’t being jerk…it’s being hard willed…*oh who am I kidding?*
What are you doing out of the kitchen, woman?
Actually, my fiancee loves to cook, and I would still get puched somewhere very painful if I ever said that to her.
Reed: Get me my sammich, biatch!!!! NOW!!! I WANTS ME MY SAMMICH!!!!
*Slap, Slap!*
Sue: What the hell are you doing?
*Reed slaps H.E.R.B.I.E one last time*
Reed: *Akward blank stare*…….
Reed: Nothing…Nothing…
Sue: Sure looks like alot of something….
Reed: Shut up! *sighs* DON’T LOOK AT ME!!!
Sue: *runs away*
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Was that not the most graceful and amazing story you ever heard?
He’s been blind and inconsiderate, so he’s going to make it up to her with a whole bunch of new clothes. ‘Cause wimmens love the shopping, it makes up for everything, amirite!
The expression on her face looks like she chose “I don’t know what to say” as the safest, most neutral thing to say, as opposed to what’s really on her mind.
Meanwhile, as Sue imagines how to cleverly use her powers to become a widow, a Kirbytronium alien fiend sneaks in through the window!