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Tele Tubbies!!!!
Smurfs…Kill them all!
Ewoks riding dinosaurs battling teletubbies riding on saber tooth tigers.
@Cormac
Are you kidding. The Tele Tubbies don’t have enough mojo to manage riding Saber Tooth Tigers.
Vs. George Lucas?* (Haha)
Vs. Aliens! Let’s get serious with these battles!
Vs. Jar Jar Binks – Old school vs new!
Vs. Hannah Montanna!!
*Disclaimer – I’m not a Lucas hater, but it would be funny 🙂
Devil Dinosaur picking an ewok hood from his teeth!
Versus…
…the vampires from Twilight.
…the California Raisins.
…the Tribbles.
Or better yet, a TEAM-UP picture: the Ewoks and Bambo (from “the Deer Avenger”).
The caption: “Live in fear, rednecks!”
I second Jar Jar.
Dino-Marines!
Let Ewoks Burn!
@NIck: c’mon dude the vampires from Twilight ,the Tele Tubbies can wipe the floor with those guys!
Ewoks versus…
[SIZE=7]Galactus!!![/SIZE]
{In the fine tradition of “Bambi versus Godzilla!} 😉
Okay, so the ‘Size’ thing didn’t work…
You still get the idea!
Vs. Cheburashka.
Vs. Juggernaut.
Vs. Jeff))) Sorry)
I want to see the Ewoks being roasted to death by the dragon from the movie “Dragonslayer”.
I wanted to see the Ewoks fight the Twiighters, less because I expected a good fight, than as a comment on their relative entertainment value: “Even the EWOKS weren’t as annoying as these jerks!”
But here are some other ideas:
Ewoks vs. the Mole Men (this could actually be an even match!)
Ewoks vs. the Orcs, esp. the Hobbit-cartoon versions (THIS could get ugly)
Ewoks vs. the Tribbles (evil cuteness fight!)
And to top it all off…
Ewoks vs. Al-Qaeda – there’s no Geneva Conventions on Endor!
“Dear me, Mr. Bin-Laden, but it seesm that you are to be the main course at a BANQUET in my honor!”
Batman?