Caption Contest 79 was won by one vote, and the winner is ... Jack Zegler!

Jack wins his choice of either an item or a portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3. Congratulations!
For the curious, the runner-up by one vote was the also very funny SteveM:

DinoMarine finalists coming up later today, and another Caption Contest as well. Thanks for playing along, everyone!
Congrats Jack!
And on the DinoMarines contest, I’ve finally managed to post an entry after HM constantly crashing for 3 days! I was really paranoid when I finished it in case you’d already posted the results! π
Congrats Jack!
I love this caption because it blends in the untended double entendre we get in the Random Panels.
Great! Thanks, Jeff. It’s kind of embarrassing to win a contest with something so silly and immature! π
I’ll come up with an item soon.
Congrats Jack!(also to SteveM for a close second)
Man, one vote! π Still, nice to know so many people share my admittedly warped sense of humor.
And thanks, Gargoyle323!