Joe: I drove by your house yesterday and saw you and your wife on the front porch kissing and hugging each other.
John: The jokes on you! I wasn’t home yesterday!
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“Now the little bullet is making my pants too tight!”
Yah, there’s nothing worse than a tease. Either go all the way or don’t get started.
I know, I tried this line out on my wife last night, and just for the record, do not try that line out on your wife.
What would we do without Bulletman? Good times, good times!
Jeff, I’m sure you know this, but never use a line where women can use their “female logic” to turn your words against you.
Case in point, I once told my wife “I love you more and more each day.” Her rebuttal… “That means you don’t love me as much as you should today.”
lol@Runt, that is too funny!
Now this is just wrong. I love it!
OLD JOKE:
Two men are at work talking on their smoke break.
Joe: I drove by your house yesterday and saw you and your wife on the front porch kissing and hugging each other.
John: The jokes on you! I wasn’t home yesterday!