Caption Contest 67 Winner!

I had a tough time deciding the Caption Contest 67 winner, there were several that I thought were really funny. To wit, these ones!

  • Ian: Aaaaah! Butt-palm!
  • Rick: Give me an…A!
  • AbecedariusRex: “Is that a Brakash in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.”
  • Runt82: Noooooo! It’s Roid-Rage Willie Nelson!
  • Rob W: No, I will NOT tell you where I hid your steroids!
  • Frankie: “Oh, no! It’s the Alphabet Brigade. And this is only the beginning.”

After much hemming and a little hawing, I finally settled on Your Winner, The Inestimable Ian!


Thanks to everyone for participating, and to the Honorable Mentions above especially for giving me an extra chuckle or two. Well done!

Ian wins an item of his choice, or a portrait of himself, to appear in the final HeroMachine 3 product. Congratulations once again Ian!

13 Responses to Caption Contest 67 Winner!

  1. Gero says:

    Congratulations to Ian and the HM’s!

  2. Avenger says:

    I don’t mean to deflate Ian’s victory, but I don’t get it.

  3. Demented The Clown says:


  4. Avenger says:

    Never mind, I see the butt shape now.

  5. Tim says:

    Congrats Ian!

  6. kingmonkey says:

    How is Atlas’ mask even attached? Glue?

  7. Avenger says:

    Wish I would have known that was Atlas. I could have made all kinds of cartography jokes. Everyone thinks cartography is hilarious.

  8. Jeff Hebert says:

    You’re a “legend” in the world of cartographic humor, Avenger. Ahem.

  9. Runt82 says:


    *facepalms as crickets chirp in the background* 😛

  10. Danny Beaty says:

    Congrats all!

  11. Rick says:

    Congrats to Ian!

  12. N1, Ian. I look forward to the portrait.

    Avenger, cartographic humor is right up there with podiatric humor and otolaryngological humor.

  13. NGpm says:


    Please tell me you have seen the sketch about Strongbad’s wrestling career as “il cartographer.”

    “As he approaches the ring, he hands out maps to the facilities.”