Poll Position: Taking a bullet for you

We all love Bulletman around here, so this week's poll position tackles the thorny issue of how best to expand the franchise head-on:


There's not a lot to discuss here, because Bullet-anything is made of pure awesome, so I'd be happy with any of them. But my favorite is still from the comments last week, with a Bulletgun shooting Bulletbullets. Perhaps he could load up the Bulletuncle and the various Bulletpets into the Bulletcar while doing a drive-by. Then I could die a happy man.

You can add your own Bulletrequests to the list, but please keep them clean.

21 Responses to Poll Position: Taking a bullet for you

  1. Hammerknight says:

    Bullet Buddies, would be much like the Boy Scouts, but them all have Bullet Helmets, Bullets wrist watches, Bullet decoder rings, The Bullet Hand book, Bullet uniforms, and best of all Bullet Club Houses.

  2. Hammerknight says:

    Sorry , “They all” not “them all”.

  3. John says:

    Whatever wins should be included in HM3.

  4. gero says:

    “Bulletlolcat” is up there twice, Jeff…

  5. kingmonkey says:

    I want a Bulletwristwatch for myself.

  6. kingmonkey says:

    Dang it! I should have added Bulletbreakfastcereal!

  7. gero says:

    I think “Bulletbaby” would be the funniest to see, so he/she’s getting my pick…

  8. Loki says:


  9. Al says:

    *GAAAAAAASSSSSSPPP* BulletButt!!! Haha jk…or am I?

  10. Tim says:

    Bulletlolcat 😀

    I lol’ed

  11. nate says:

    haha, bulletbosoms

  12. William A. Peterson says:

    Sorry, Guys, but I’ve added the one entry you all should have thought of!
    Given how UTTERLY clueless the Bullet Family is, what could possibly be more appropriate than…
    BulletRobLiefeld? :->

  13. knight1192a says:

    Gotta go with sheer redundancy here and say bulletbullets. It’s like Batman having bat-bats, redundant to state it twice. Never heard of Bulletman before I started seeing the stuff on him and his family here, but this just reminds me of Batman and how in the past everything (at least in the cartoons) was bat this and bat that. So it seems likely Batman would have had bat-bats in the past. Bulletbullets fits that same redundancy.

  14. Firecracker says:

    I think you might want to see the BulletShrink to get help with this “Bullet” fetish.

  15. Dan Gonzalez says:

    Does anyone remember the band “The Bulletboys”? I seem to remember they were pretty good. I wonder if they had anything to do with this comic?

  16. Jesterthegreat says:

    Blazing Bullets! You people are Bulletbonkers! But we need Bulletrangs, Bulletpants, and a Bulletbullet-bulletcase, which all must be recorded in the Bulletbook, which is kept by the almighty Bulletbookkeeper, who gaurds the bullety secrets from the Bulletbaddies, thus protecting all of bulletkind!


  17. Fabien says:

    You’ve forgotten bulletmobile and bulletcopter.

  18. William A. Peterson says:

    You don’t really need Bulletvehicles, if you’re Bulletman!
    You just strap on your nifty Bullet-shaped helmet, and let it’s anti-gravity properties break your neck, er, carry you around by your chin strap, yeah, that’s right!

    I’m guessing not too many people agree with the need for a BulletRobLiefeld, then? 🙁

  19. Jesterthegreat says:

    No, just a bulletgun that shoots bulletbullets with which to shoot him in his bulletbrain.

  20. Jesterthegreat says:

    Oh, and for fun:

    There was a Bulletman, who flew a bulletmile,
    He found bulletpenny upon a bulletstile!
    He bought a bulletcat, which caught a bulletmouse,
    And they all lived together in a little bullethouse!

  21. Jeff Hebert says:

    Excellent work Jester!