Bad real life super-hero costumes

I've shown you the right way to do awesome real-life super-hero costumes before (like the Wolverine claw guy), but in honor of this being the Bad Costume Wednesday after Halloween, and in keeping with the theme of the week, I wanted to show you a really, really bad attempt at the same effect:

Bad Wolverine costume from

Bad Wolverine costume from

Like Wolverine would ever use a fork.

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Just beware the naked Spider-Man, that's all I'm saying. ::shudder::